Silly summer non United transfer rubbish thread.

My cousin teaches peps kid

Originally Posted by 24hr Leavesey

My cousin teaches peps kid

Don't belittle this. Rumours is serious business.

Iirc rumours earlier in the season said we were interested in him if Dave left for Madrid...

Originally Posted by Sloane

My cousin teaches Pep's kid. The kid said Neymar had been in touch with her dad a lot recently saying he wants out of Barca

Jesus

Neymar to city

William Carvalho the next one to City?

Getting their business done early.

Originally Posted by 24hr Leavesey

My cousin teaches peps kid

Wow that's a coincidence, so does Sloane's

Originally Posted by AK14

William Carvalho the next one to City?

Getting their business done early.

Great news. Must have missed out on Fabinho

City are coming across desperate as £#%&!.

Originally Posted by Sloane

My cousin teaches Pep's kid. The kid said Neymar had been in touch with her dad a lot recently saying he wants out of Barca

good to see even bertie children are bullshitters.

Originally Posted by Vedder

Great news. Must have missed out on Fabinho

City are coming across desperate as £#%&!.

OR efficient. Whatever..

Looking forward to hoping for new signings to come off on August 28th, as £#%&!ing usual.

Originally Posted by Vedder

Great news. Must have missed out on Fabinho

City are coming across desperate as £#%&!.

£45m on Ederson

Not a single international cap.

No way De Gea can go for less than £100m

Originally Posted by saffers

£45m on Ederson

Not a single international cap.

No way De Gea can go for less than £100m

No way Ronaldo should've left for less than £150m though..

Originally Posted by dunk

No way Ronaldo should've left for less than £150m though..

Most utd fans buzzing, oooh gonna sign villa ribery aguero etc

Should have let him see out his last two years of his contract, probs 1 more european cup in our cabinet if so.

Originally Posted by saffers

£45m on Ederson

Not a single international cap.

No way De Gea can go for less than £100m

a brazilian keeper. what could possibly go wrong?

Originally Posted by taff

a brazilian keeper. what could possibly go wrong?

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/14/sp...l-boa-esporte/

Originally Posted by dunk

No way Ronaldo should've left for less than £150m though..

in hindsight...

80 million at the time was a good fee for a player wanting out.

We should have shopped right at the top of the market to improve the attacking side of the team. Robben plus 1 sort of thing...

Said it at the time tbh.

Originally Posted by Stickman

in hindsight...

80 million at the time was a good fee for a player wanting out.

We should have shopped right at the top of the market to improve the attacking side of the team. Robben plus 1 sort of thing...

Originally Posted by dunk

No way Ronaldo should've left for less than £150m though..

Originally Posted by Sparky***

goals

Originally Posted by Sparky***

our new captain.

"Hello"
"Hello son, is your dad in?"
"Yes, hang on he's in the kitchen I'll just get him. Who is it please?"
"It's Neymar"

That's exactly how I can picture it anyway

This keepers currently having a medical breaking on SN now.