*OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD* - Crystal Palace vs Manchester United - 09/05/2015

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

I'm not arsed that we don't look like scoring. I don't give a £#%&! that it's dull. just win. don't £#%&!ing fall to pieces at the back and we should be fine and palace are shit.

jonny Evans is an abomination and should be first out the door this summer.

just £#%&!ing win.

So thats how far we have fallen, I'd still like to see decent attacking football, not grinding out shitty 1-0 wins

Long ball up top to the wig next, happy days

Originally Posted by Wez

So thats how far we have fallen, I'd still like to see decent attacking football, not grinding out shitty 1-0 wins

Long ball up top to the wig next, happy days

this.

We're incredibly easy to suss out going forward. We haven't got one player in our team capable of doing something unpredictable. Much less at any sort of speed. We're so £#%&!ing one paced. Mata maybe can do something but he's playing against a team of brutes on a sunday league pitch

Fellaini offers absolutely nothing against teams willing to stand up to him physically. The minute the ball gets away from him and he goes charging after it like a £#%&!ing spooked giraffe you know he's going to foul someone.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Januzaj couldn't make us more dangerous if he had semtex strapped to his chest, the £#%&!ing little tart.

He's definitely back.

If we somehow win this, we all know that united simply can't exist without sparky in character.

Despite the dull game, we're only 45 mins away from back in the big time, i'm excited tbh.

this alan shearer advert can £#%&! off btw

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Januzaj couldn't make us more dangerous if he had semtex strapped to his chest, the £#%&!ing little tart.

Think you've stumbled upon the Evans solution.

Enter El Tigre

Cometh the hour

Goal for Radders coming up.

First utd midfielder to get double figures in goals since Scholesy in 04/05

The prediction.

Luke Shaw getting checked out at hospital

We look terrified.

Any chance Dave can stop day dreaming about Madrid

The rest are just as £#%&! atm tbf.

that was a foul on fellaini.

THIS IS SPARTA ...... oww £#%&!, me face .. that hurt you @#%&!.

Jesus wept we look totally rattled.

palace goal incoming

Our possession play is immaculate isn't it

Never a pen