Liverpool v Stoke - 17:15

Some amount of space he was given in the box there

Liverpool will run in another 2-3 goals now.

I see the two fatties are nowhere to be seen on this thread now.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Liverpool will run in another 2-3 goals now.

I see the two fatties are nowhere to be seen on this thread now.

We will always fail, they will always succeed. Sparky reporting from Worst Case Scenario Land as per Although you may be right on this occasion, stopped clocks etc, not that I'm watching the @#%&!s.

FOTY, Morbid Depressives Utd.

That third goal FFS.

Meanwhile they threw everything against us.

I don't know what he's like every other week, but this guy Imbula is £#%&!ing shit today.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

That third goal FFS.

Meanwhile they threw everything against us.

They didn't, really. We battered them, failed to take our chances and they scored with their one of their only shots on goal.

Fact is United have made very hard work of beating some very shit teams in this league. We rely very, very heavily on Zlatan and Mkhitaryan because the rest of our team provide very little in the way of goals. If they're not having a very clinical day, then nobody else is good enough to pick up the slack.

These Stoke @#%&!s played like worldies against us..

Originally Posted by Sparky***

They didn't, really. We battered them, failed to take our chances and they scored with their one of their only shots on goal.

Fact is United have made very hard work of beating some very shit teams in this league. We rely very, very heavily on Zlatan and Mkhitaryan because the rest of our team provide very little in the way of goals. If they're not having a very clinical day, then nobody else is good enough to pick up the slack.

Two more than last year then. Right direction.

Originally Posted by John84

These Stoke @#%&!s played like worldies against us..

No they didn't. They were just as shit.

No t shirts for Firmino?

Who loves a man hug more than Jurgs? Creepy @#%&!.

Another sensational thread from the @#%&! of the year.

Originally Posted by utd99

Who loves a man hug more than Jurgs? Creepy @#%&!.

His whole persona is so contrived, he's obviously a talent, but £#%&! me he'd make a snowman puke

That goal could prove vital for Stoke come the end of the season.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

They didn't, really. We battered them, failed to take our chances and they scored with their one of their only shots on goal.

Fact is United have made very hard work of beating some very shit teams in this league. We rely very, very heavily on Zlatan and Mkhitaryan because the rest of our team provide very little in the way of goals. If they're not having a very clinical day, then nobody else is good enough to pick up the slack.

Have a day off Sparky

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Have a day off Sparky

I did. Christmas day.

That's your one day a year. Hope you enjoyed it.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

They didn't, really. We battered them, failed to take our chances and they scored with their one of their only shots on goal.

Fact is United have made very hard work of beating some very shit teams in this league. We rely very, very heavily on Zlatan and Mkhitaryan because the rest of our team provide very little in the way of goals. If they're not having a very clinical day, then nobody else is good enough to pick up the slack.

Van Gaal was last year mate

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I did. Christmas day.

That's your one day a year. Hope you enjoyed it.

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

Van Gaal was last year mate

Oh right. I must have imagined our draws with Burnley, Stoke, Everton, Arsenal & West Ham then.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Oh right. I must have imagined our draws with Burnley, Stoke, Everton, Arsenal & West Ham then.

and how many of those games should we have won....all of them we played superbly in all of them even played well against Stoke we were just very unlucky in all of them and admittedly very careless against the CryBabies and the Scousers.....but the football was light years away from the drivel we have been served up last three years

even allowing for the holocaust at The Bridge and £#%&!ing Watford we should be only a couple of points behind Chelsea ........obviously I might have to revisit this post after our visit to £#%&!ing Stratford on Monday night