Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Free transfer in the summer

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/716290689802313728

Must really wanna be reunited with Mou Mou

Originally Posted by saffers

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/716290689802313728

Must really wanna be reunited with Mou Mou

S/Side and Tronics will be devastated if that happens. Imagine those two coming to United and turning things around. It'll kill Van Gaal's £#%&!boys.

Cheeky hattrick today

https://streamable.com/f3n3

https://streamable.com/d2lg

https://streamable.com/192b

City already nervous about midweek

His free kicks are obscene. Just wallops them in.

'Uffff'



Not a shit hat-trick that by any means

Insanely talented player. That free kick ffs

First touch is ridiculous.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic : "For years I never knew a team from Manchester wears blue. When you hear Manchester you only think United."

Originally Posted by saffers

Zlatan Ibrahimovic : "For years I never knew a team from Manchester wears blue. When you hear Manchester you only think United."

Come on Zlatan. You know you want to join us.

I'd £#%&!ing LOVE him here.

Couldn't give a shit if he's 34. This team is starved of style, personality and balls and he has it in abundance.

We could talk all day about his suitability and whether he'd fit the profile etc etc, but from a simple perspective, I like to watch players who are £#%&!ing interesting. There's only Martial and Rashford who I genuinely get excited about when they get the ball.

Imagine the £#%&!ing face on big zlatan during the scarf shot and him strutting out to OT lapping it all up

Bad bad pen taker.

Originally Posted by thrills_pills_bellyaches

Bad bad pen taker.

Will fit right in

No thanks not based on tonight!

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

No thanks not based on tonight!

And we should definitely Base our potential targets on the last hour

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

And we should definitely Base our potential targets on the last hour

Or on a shite french league?

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

And we should definitely Base our potential targets on the last hour

this has been pretty much his normal level in the CL whenever i've watched a game with him in it. surprised he missed that sitter when he was clean through tbf.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Or on a shite french league?

He's played for other teams too.

You said 'not based on tonight' like it was your first time seeing him or something

Just about the exact opposite of what United need atm

Originally Posted by dunk

Just about the exact opposite of what United need atm

Complete opposite. He can £#%&! right off

Originally Posted by dunk

Just about the exact opposite of what United need atm

So you want someone young, short and shit?