Is dunk going to be happy with the schweinsteiger signing?

Originally Posted by Grimson

You not liking him practically guarantees he'll be a success.

yep. Hasn't got a £#%&!ing scooby-do when it comes to football, our denis. In fact, that lack of knowledge seems to pervade most things tbf. An absolute clueless bastard across the board.

Originally Posted by Grimson

You not liking him practically guarantees he'll be a success.

Major Whoosh

If the truth be known, I have no opinion at this stage... had no interest in him previously......i was just having a cheeky dig at believe as it happens

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

yep. Hasn't got a £#%&!ing scooby-do when it comes to football, our denis. In fact, that lack of knowledge seems to pervade most things tbf. An absolute clueless bastard across the board.

Coming from the most irrelevant @#%&! on here, I take that as a compliment......couldn't tell you what you're shit at as I very rarely even notice your presence let alone read the bullshit you invariably post.......as long as its the opposite to what I say, it kinda guarantees I must be on the right track

Originally Posted by denis lawless

Coming from the most irrelevant @#%&! on here, I take that as a compliment......couldn't tell you what you're shit at as I very rarely even notice your presence let alone read the bullshit you invariably post.......as long as its the opposite to what I say, it kinda guarantees I must be on the right track

Rattled

Get back to your cleaning you £#%&!ing tramp.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Rattled

Get back to your cleaning you £#%&!ing tramp.

Yeah, rattled

Shitest comeback I've ever heard......like I said...an irrelevant c*** ....thanks for the confirmation

Originally Posted by denis lawless

Yeah, rattled

Shitest comeback I've ever heard......like I said...an irrelevant c*** ....thanks for the confirmation

Do you understand the meaning of the word "irrelevant" you toad. It's an internet forum. How do you determine if someone is irrelevant from that?

You've always come across as deranged on here but this is up there. What an odd little man

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Do you understand the meaning of the word "irrelevant" you toad. It's an internet forum. How do you determine if someone is irrelevant from that?

You've always come across as deranged on here but this is up there. What an odd little man

Yes, I do know what it means.....for your benefit, it means you are of little or no importance...to me and to most people on here

Now why don't you just £#%&! off, you humongous dunce

Oh, and in case you're struggling....humongous means big or large and dunce means thick @#%&!....hth

Has dunk woke up yet ..bet hes in a corner crying oooohhhh no identity

Dunk will be happy with it but might bring up how Schweini is 30, started getting injuries and him and Carrick may be out a lot. Something we are all a bit worried about deep down.

Have paid zero interest in footy this summer, are we actually signing this magnificent bastard?

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Yeah looks that way, mateh.

Ridiculous signing, never thought we'd get him

Can't we have a couldn't give a £#%&! option

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Fraid so. Sold my soul didn't I? Was at a low point post arturo and old nick came along waving the promise of eternal pleasure didn't he. He said all I had to do was post a mildly offensive post alluding that dunk is sometimes difficult to please. I said, 'you do realise the shit that's going to cause don't you with him being erudite and everything?' He just winked, smiled and rode off on a giant £#%&! off lizard. Lo and behold, here I now am in that very dog house I warned myself against.

i knew it! you're like an open book to me keith. the pages are a bit dogged, the spine is badly creased and the jacket has a tear in. definitely a few months overdue, too. but as with all weighty tomes my wrist is starting to ache, so it's time to return you to the bookshelf of life for somebody else to have a thumb through.

also, i'm pleasantly surprised to see my posts aren't the most cringeworthy in this thread today. up until now at least. god bless parters and denis.

What started as a wholesome pop at Pumpkers has turned into a shameful free for all.

:shakehead:

dunk's still not voted

Looks like he's completely ignoring the thread?

Basically an enormous public '£#%&! you' to Keith. Stunning move, very brave - or foolish?!

Originally Posted by Ethers

Looks like he's completely ignoring the thread?

Basically an enormous public '£#%&! you' to Keith. Stunning move, very brave - or foolish?!

affording it the contempt it deserves.....

dunk climbs the estimations table

Originally Posted by denis lawless

affording it the contempt it deserves.....

dunk climbs the estimations table

Silence was always going to achieve more than any other route. Bit boring though and not all together unpredictable.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Silence was always going to achieve more than any other route. Bit boring though and not all together unpredictable.

absolutely.....im more of a windmiller....does me no favours tbh...

Jus sayin:

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showpo...postcount=1043

Originally Posted by Ginners

Have paid zero interest in footy this summer, are we actually signing this magnificent bastard?

But yet spent days on a football forum talking about utd.

Spurs fan?