The Vidal Trials

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Unearth most of the truth? U wat m8?

All I did was set it running and the onners started spilling their guts.

You were there at the side giving it, 'gosh, this is all getting a bit heavy isn't it? Should we all have a hug or something instead?'

Really didn't expect the jurors to get all vegan on my ass.:shakehead:

You have been let down tbf here Keith, all baying for blood but when it came down to the nitty gritty the bed wetters... well, pissed the bed.

Originally Posted by silv

I wish you'd put this effort into getting Paul Burrell to make another appearance

Noticed Paul voted 'on' in the Vidal poll. Was considering calling him to trial but then cba struck me down.

Originally Posted by Wez

You have been let down tbf here Keith, all baying for blood but when it came down to the nitty gritty the bed wetters... well, pissed the bed.

Careful now Wezzler double jeopardy has been abloished, one stray word from Ralph Milne at a sportsmans dinner and you're a gonner.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Careful now Wezzler double jeopardy has been abloished, one stray word from Ralph Milne at a sportsmans dinner and you're a gonner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0oloAmE4HE

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Ladies and gentlemen, hugely disappointing members of the jury *, boys and girls, it is with disappointment and relief that I formally suspend the Vidal trials. As it stands, no one will face sentencing and charges against all suspects will be dropped. Out of pocket expenses will not be made available.

I have made this decision because:

1) I have failed to service the court in any meaningful way since setting the trial up. This is likely to continue.
2) the moment of impact has passed
3) I can't be arsed
4) I don't want to cause wez to have a nervous breakdown
5) the basis and purpose of the trial has been questioned by a number of people, including inexplicably, those that volunteered for jury service.

It has been stated that wumming is a central theme of the forum and should be encouraged. I'm sure it's not worth pointing out that this isn't a real court, in case people were wondering, but let me tell you, it wasn't. And if people would seriously not consider doing further wums because of the prospect of losing some vcash or receiving bad rep by wum trial then heaven help us.

Personally speaking, I think the trials have just fallen short of being a complete and utter waste of time because we exposed the reddles, bunks and wez conspiracy - either innocent or intended.

I will therefore retire the wig for now until such time as I am again called to serve, have the time available to do and can surround myself with some decent jurors.

Thank you

Judge John Keith

* apart from fat al.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

I'd be sleeping with one eye open if I was you son

Originally Posted by red @rmy

Hmm gloating and lack of contrition.....might vote retrial with Al as a Diplock judge...

Originally Posted by Wez

I'd be sleeping with one eye open if I was you son

Come at me bro.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

Come at me bro.

Good things come to those who wait....tic toc

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

As reported by myself and ginners (props) at least a few years back....any wonder why I with other forumistas were at the PSV game when united met his guys...before we undervalued him and his knee..

Wonder why I returned from Amsterdam the same weekend blind was signed and sealed, no problems with his knees.

Information on Vidal and his knees....? me again. Was in Turin as recently as 2012...

This maybe just a forum of reds, a collection of boring blues and top class wummery...

Some of us aren't just another poster though..

Your honour.

We nearly signed King Arthur, that's a fact...

he is warming up for January

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Ladies and gentlemen, hugely disappointing members of the jury *, boys and girls, it is with disappointment and relief that I formally suspend the Vidal trials. As it stands, no one will face sentencing and charges against all suspects will be dropped. Out of pocket expenses will not be made available.

I have made this decision because:

1) I have failed to service the court in any meaningful way since setting the trial up. This is likely to continue.
2) the moment of impact has passed
3) I can't be arsed
4) I don't want to cause wez to have a nervous breakdown
5) the basis and purpose of the trial has been questioned by a number of people, including inexplicably, those that volunteered for jury service.

It has been stated that wumming is a central theme of the forum and should be encouraged. I'm sure it's not worth pointing out that this isn't a real court, in case people were wondering, but let me tell you, it wasn't. And if people would seriously not consider doing further wums because of the prospect of losing some vcash or receiving bad rep by wum trial then heaven help us.

Personally speaking, I think the trials have just fallen short of being a complete and utter waste of time because we exposed the reddles, bunks and wez conspiracy - either innocent or intended.

I will therefore retire the wig for now until such time as I am again called to serve, have the time available to do and can surround myself with some decent jurors.

Thank you

Judge John Keith

* apart from fat al.

FFS .... can't we lynch SOMEONE? That PC fella? He's dibble, he'll do. Or Ears at a pinch.
Someone needs to swing!

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Bit rum that from Judge Judy. £#%&!s off unannounced, no summing up or directions to the jury. The two (legally qualified) jurors rein in the psychotic IT loon, restore peace and harmony, unearth most of the truth, promote reconciliation, embarass the perps and we get the blame without so much as a garage sandwich. :shakehead:

Hey, I may be a psychotic IT loon but ..... wait, what was that last bit?

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Hmm gloating and lack of contrition.....might vote retrial with Al as a Diplock judge...

If that's s fancy way of saying Hangin' Judge then yup, let's do it.

Edit: Just Googled Diplock Judge. I like that idea.

I must say, I've never seen young Wezley so enraged

Good to see him coming out slinging.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

I must say, I've never seen young Wezley so enraged

Good to see him coming out slinging.

nice and chilled here mate

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

I must say, I've never seen young Wezley so enraged

Good to see him coming out slinging.

An enraged stoner?

Better don the Kevlar vest.

Originally Posted by Wez

nice and chilled here mate

Maggers insinuating wez is slingin rocks now. :shakehead:

When will this conflict end?

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

I must say, I've never seen young Wezley so enraged

Good to see him coming out slinging.

Originally Posted by Wez

nice and chilled here mate

it's a nervous reaction

If moyes was here we'd of signed this crock.

thank god for lvg seeing the future risk

Originally Posted by ScarFace

If moyes was here we'd of signed this crock.

thank god for lvg seeing the future risk

No we wouldn't - he would have signed an Everton player instead.