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Originally Posted by My Name is Keith
Ladies and gentlemen, hugely disappointing members of the jury *, boys and girls, it is with disappointment and relief that I formally suspend the Vidal trials. As it stands, no one will face sentencing and charges against all suspects will be dropped. Out of pocket expenses will not be made available.
I have made this decision because:
1) I have failed to service the court in any meaningful way since setting the trial up. This is likely to continue.
2) the moment of impact has passed
3) I can't be arsed
4) I don't want to cause wez to have a nervous breakdown
5) the basis and purpose of the trial has been questioned by a number of people, including inexplicably, those that volunteered for jury service.
It has been stated that wumming is a central theme of the forum and should be encouraged. I'm sure it's not worth pointing out that this isn't a real court, in case people were wondering, but let me tell you, it wasn't. And if people would seriously not consider doing further wums because of the prospect of losing some vcash or receiving bad rep by wum trial then heaven help us.
Personally speaking, I think the trials have just fallen short of being a complete and utter waste of time because we exposed the reddles, bunks and wez conspiracy - either innocent or intended.
I will therefore retire the wig for now until such time as I am again called to serve, have the time available to do and can surround myself with some decent jurors.
Thank you
Judge John Keith
* apart from fat al.
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FFS .... can't we lynch SOMEONE? That PC fella? He's dibble, he'll do. Or Ears at a pinch.
Someone needs to swing!
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Originally Posted by redhegemony
Bit rum that from Judge Judy. £#%&!s off unannounced, no summing up or directions to the jury. The two (legally qualified) jurors rein in the psychotic IT loon, restore peace and harmony, unearth most of the truth, promote reconciliation, embarass the perps and we get the blame without so much as a garage sandwich. :shakehead:
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Hey, I may be a psychotic IT loon but ..... wait, what was that last bit?
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Originally Posted by redhegemony
Hmm gloating and lack of contrition.....might vote retrial with Al as a Diplock judge...
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If that's s fancy way of saying Hangin' Judge then yup, let's do it.
Edit: Just Googled Diplock Judge. I like that idea.