*Official Match thread* Manchester United v City - "El Farcico" 25/03/14

Originally Posted by TravellingRed

Don't drink vodka. Might go well with Navy Rum though I usually drink that with ginger beer.

Use to love buying lambs as it was so flammable. Lost bits of beard, eyebrow and hair to it.

Anyway the match, I think we will play well but them @#%&!s will scab a draw.

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

3-0 United

Nani hat trick

£#%&!ING shite blues I hope they all die tonight!!!

Had your budweiser early pal?

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

3-0 United

Nani hat trick

£#%&!ING shite blues I hope they all die tonight!!!

Drank them quick, son.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Had a great result with a phone repair today...

I've got a good feeling....



It's the derby FFs, some pathetic @#%&!s hoping we lose etc....

Bedwetting @#%&!s.

My mate text me earlier ffs, "Hard to get too excited, even if we win we're only helping the scousers"

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

3-0 United

Nani hat trick

£#%&!ING shite blues I hope they all die tonight!!!

Aman means business.

Neo's title of forum top boy could be under threat here.

I wonder how many wheelchair bound blues get ko'd tonight?

Originally Posted by wiganste

I wonder how many wheelchair bound blues get ko'd tonight?

Not seen my brother for a bit so if he has been paralysed recently I hope someone knocks him out and pushes him in the £#%&!ing ship canal.

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

3-0 United

Nani hat trick

£#%&!ING shite blues I hope they all die tonight!!!

Love a pissed deepers, go on son, smash the place

Originally Posted by wiganste

I wonder how many wheelchair bound blues get ko'd tonight?

At least six. Whilst trying to shield their children from a shoeing who are crying over seeing their mothers have their teeth kicked down their throats.

£#%&!ing rags

Have a feeling that we will get something tonight. Which of course helps the scousers, but hey-ho - we just have to rely on Chelski to save us

Originally Posted by believe

I'll be sat in the airport waiting for my flight to Vegas. Result won't make any £#%&!ing difference whatsoever.

you going to vegas, pal?

manchester united 2 - 1 manchester city

Ah but don't forget he warned us to expect "more days like that" after the first walloping

Think we will either fluke some win due to no Aguero through a Demichelis blunder e.g. own goal guaranteeing Gollum safety for the next ten years or we will be battered. And he still won't be sacked.

Bet he plays Young, Valencia and Giggs. Can see Fellani being sent off.

Have we got any central defenders available or are we having the Carrick/ Fellani rotation thing?

1-4

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

you going to vegas, pal?

manchester united 2 - 1 manchester city

duckers has been spot on recently with predictions #sage

Originally Posted by plopborsky

duckers has been spot on recently with predictions #sage

An amazing run of form nqat.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

It's the derby FFs, some pathetic @#%&!s hoping we lose etc....

You are correct. I know you're right.....but i cannot help it.
It is disgusting but it's what needs to be done.

Sadly though, we're going to draw. Which helps nobody.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Have a feeling that we will get something tonight. Which of course helps the scousers, but hey-ho - we just have to rely on Chelski to save us

I've a feeling we're going to get something tonight............
a £#%&!ing good hiding.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Can't wait to beat these blue @#%&!s tonight.

2-1 United.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

you going to vegas, pal?

Of course I want us to win, but the trouble with a win tonight is in four, five years time when the promised revival still hasn't happened, we'll still be being told "but remember when he beat Man City in his first season!" It's the thinnest of gruel when we need proper sustenance. He's an appalling bastard and he should never have been appointed. Bugger everything.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Of course I want us to win, but the trouble with a win tonight is in four, five years time when the promised revival still hasn't happened, we'll still be being told "but remember when he beat Man City in his first season!" It's the thinnest of gruel when we need proper sustenance. He's an appalling bastard and he should never have been appointed. Bugger everything.

Change your nappy FFs. It's the Derby.