How long will the next Chelsea manager last?

Should get AVB into OT to iron Mickey Phelan's shorts and teach Carrick how to do squat-thrusts

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Neville and souness

Unlikely I would have thought, but worth a punt.

Di Matteo in charge until the end of the season

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

Di Matteo in charge until the end of the season

spoilsports!

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

Di Matteo in charge until the end of the season

Are they clear of relegation?

Just had a quick google and to pay off Mourhino and Grant cost them £23 million, Scolari £7.5 million, sack Ancelotti and get in AVB £30 million

Hope they get a reaction , don't they play city soon ?

Luis Suarez ‏ @NotLuisSuarez
AVB has been fired and Wayne Bridge is currently playing football, leaving his missus unattended. Best day ever for John Terry?

Originally Posted by Ginners

£#%&!ing hope not. would rather we got rid of fergie this summer if it meant chelsea not getting him.

Jesus.

Originally Posted by Ginners

£#%&!ing hope not. would rather we got rid of fergie this summer if it meant chelsea not getting him.

Jesus £#%&!ing wept, go back to bed Ginners

Originally Posted by Lok

Benitez was apparently spotted with Bruce Buck last night

Jamie Redknapp is about to his this thoughts on SSN now.

A hushed awe please gentlemen....

deserved the sack for trying to go through an entire season with that hair imo

Mourinho won't go back to Chelsea FFS

Originally Posted by borsuk

deserved the sack for trying to go through an entire season with that hair imo

Ridiculous from Chelsea though, surely you just keep faith in him & get rid of the @#%&!s in the summer. New team to be built there one way or another.

Abramovich would do well to pack his bags. He's got a personal fortune of eight billion, is looking at losing three of that in some court case he's currently involved in, Chelsea must have cost him the guts of a billion and most worrying of all, with big fat bumbling Rafa apparently on the way it can only be a matter of time before he's completely taken to the cleaners.

it was a mental appointment

mourinho - european cup winner

scolari - world cup winner

ancelotti - european cup winner

villas boas - portugese league, younger than the senior players


those players were used to working with the best names with genuine experience and succes that demanded respect. that ginger dwarf had the arrogance without the clout to back it up

Originally Posted by Billy Baroo

it was a mental appointment

mourinho - european cup winner

scolari - world cup winner

ancelotti - european cup winner

villas boas - portugese league, younger than the senior players

Europa League winner as well FWIW (not much)

Originally Posted by djsst

Hope they get a reaction , don't they play city soon ?

I bet they'll overturn that Napoli scoreline next week or whenever it is.

What's the point in sacking him in March ffs at least give him till the end of the Season.

Terry, Lampard, Cole & Drogba are a £#%&!ing joke.