Highest level of football you've played at

Originally Posted by utd99

Then Hitler invaded Poland and that was that.

Jaffo sort of did that "joke" a bit earlier

Originally Posted by no fun

Jaffo sort of did that "joke" a bit earlier

Damn.

I play for my local pub team on a Sunday night and they think I'm some kind of semi pro. Won the Tom Finney shield back in 89.

Originally Posted by believe

I play for my local pub team on a Sunday night and they think I'm some kind of semi pro. Won the Tom Finney shield back in 89.

had you your full Utd kit on ?

NWCL div 1 1991-93. It's about division 10 I think.

Only vicariously, my old next door neighbour is captain of everton u-18s or some such. United fan, obvs

Originally Posted by lindelof

Around 100 games in the, what is now, league one.

Go on then.......

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

NWCL div 1 1991-93. It's about division 10 I think.

Very good standard

Just think what you could have achieved if you had stayed away from ale, drugs and loose tarts

Originally Posted by no fun

Very good standard

Just think what you could have achieved if you had stayed away from ale, drugs and loose tarts

Division 9?

I think Sueders made the right choices

Porters vs Kitchen Staff

In my head I still think creatively I could be in the prem. Problem is im 38 and taking all three recycling bins out twice a month is knackering.

Was never much good but in schoolboy footy I played against Mark Bosnich once. He was already a gobshite back then.

My last managerial game for the men's Sunday league was played at Salford city cup final. Also passed a ball to fergie at the cliff Circa 1988. His words after my 30 yard pass landed straight his foot. Some pass that lad well done. I'm starting my fa badges Saturday back to college ffs

Premier League

(5 a side Monday Nights)

Primary school team let all the lads who hadn't played a game (ever) play 1 end of season dead rubber.

Our winger ran up the pitch and I ran with him. Shielding him. Got shouted at.

We scored and I went mental YAARrrS! Nobody else reacted.

@#%&!s.

Northwich Victoria school of excellence 16-18, played under recently sacked Crewe Alexandra manager Steve Davis who himself was part of Barnsley's squad for their season in the Premier League. I got to play on the hallowed turf of the Old Drill Field

Also played alongside and was good mates with ex United striker Eddie Johnson.

Stockport and district Sunday league,

Lancashire and Cheshire Saturdays til it became a bit matey

Stockport Saturday league, quite tasty

Manchester Sunday league

Wednesday league ( out of retirement and played in nets)

Hung my boots up after getting mom in the cup final played at Edgeley park.

Scored a hat trick at the cliff against a United staff XI

played for my county at schools level and also played for a decent club side, spent a week at Wolves when I was 15 but couldn't hack Wolverhampton and said no when i was asked back had trials at Dundee when I was 16 but didn't make it then played amateur at 18 but £#%&!ed it off

Me - local cloggers . Got interesting out in NZ though where I played vets finding myself amongst a number of ex internationals who had ended with £#%&! all and moved out there as plumbers and what not. Oldest was a Hungarian who was 60 and no @#%&! could touch him.

Son did much better as he was exposed to FiFA coaches and not someone's dad with a bucket. Made the trial list for the NZ under 20's world cup squad about 5 years back. Megged Paul Ifel who was playing pro there at the time. He'd played for Milwall against United in the cup final. Hey hum.

Originally Posted by HarkNowHear

Stockport and district Sunday league,

Lancashire and Cheshire Saturdays til it became a bit matey

Stockport Saturday league, quite tasty

Manchester Sunday league

Wednesday league ( out of retirement and played in nets)

Hung my boots up after getting mom in the cup final played at Edgeley park.

Scored a hat trick at the cliff against a United staff XI

You sound miles better than nofun.