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Unread 08-12-2013, 10:12 PM
TheKitchenSink
 
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Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex
Yep. Recall vaguely about one Nigerian red going into a bar and killing a load of lads after a big European defeat.

That's the kind of passion we need in the club.

Literarily, a few African chaps running chaos through ot with machetes.
 
Unread 08-12-2013, 10:33 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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I was in Cameroon last week and got involved with the aftermath of a machete fight between a Nigerian and a Cameroonian.
Aftermath? You waited until it was over to lay in the boot? Big gay that pal.
 
Unread 08-12-2013, 10:39 PM
suedeshoes
 
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"manfanless"
 
Unread 08-12-2013, 10:56 PM
Jez Quigley
 
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Aftermath? You waited until it was over to lay in the boot? Big gay that pal.
At least I'm not racist like you.

It was a debate between 2 local well renowned movie critics about the movie 'Machete' starring Danny Trejo.

All I did was help tidy up the cushions and move the wine glasses afterwards.

Sad to see you of all people advocating black on black violence. :shakehead::shakehead:
 
Unread 08-12-2013, 11:01 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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At least I'm not racist like you.

It was a debate between 2 local well renowned movie critics about the movie 'Machete' starring Danny Trejo.

All I did was help tidy up the cushions and move the wine glasses afterwards.

Sad to see you of all people advocating black on black violence. :shakehead::shakehead:
Oh...

So your saying they made a huge mess?

Typical.
 
Unread 08-12-2013, 11:04 PM
Jez Quigley
 
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Oh...

So your saying they made a huge mess?

Typical.
No, i know the parents of Hugh Djamess well, these critics had nothing to do with him.
 
Unread 08-12-2013, 11:09 PM
TheKitchenSink
 
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Oh...

So your saying they made a huge mess?

Typical.
:shakehead: expect better than this from you pal. you've got a chinese guy highlighting your grammar. what's going on?
 
Unread 08-12-2013, 11:11 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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No, i know the parents of Hugh Djamess well, these critics had nothing to do with him.

Ffs jez.

You're the daddy of dad jokes.
 
Unread 08-12-2013, 11:12 PM
Jez Quigley
 
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:shakehead: expect better than this from you pal. you've got a chinese guy highlighting your grammar. what's going on?
Lazlo told me once he doesn't think Asians understand grammar

Wouldn't take it personally - told a few of us he can't tell your posts apart from Deepers :shakehead: - said they all look the same.

Ignore him. He's beastly.
 
Unread 08-12-2013, 11:13 PM
Jez Quigley
 
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Ffs jez.

You're the daddy of dad jokes.


Looks at Christmas jumper, thinks about my Dad dancing at party earlier today and strokes my 2 @#%&!.

 
Unread 08-12-2013, 11:14 PM
TheKitchenSink
 
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Lazlo told me once he doesn't think Asians understand grammar

Wouldn't take it personally - told a few of us he can't tell your posts apart from Deepers :shakehead: - said they all look the same.

Ignore him. He's beastly.
£#%&!.
 
Unread 08-12-2013, 11:23 PM
taff
 
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local press in nairobi have named the man as sparki makawsama.
 
Unread 08-12-2013, 11:31 PM
fergieslovechild
 
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http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/mobil...-his-team-lost

Ripip

John Jimmy Macharia aged 23

 
Unread 09-12-2013, 02:03 AM
atticusgrinch
 
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Toppest top red topped himself.

When will the killing end Moyes you monster?!!
 
Unread 09-12-2013, 02:04 AM
atticusgrinch
 
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local press in nairobi have named the man as sparki makawsama.
Drove his rickshaw off a tower block... :shakehead:

The humanity....
 
Unread 09-12-2013, 02:05 AM
Sparky***
 
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John jimmy
John Jimmy
John Jim-geroo

Moyes killed our team
now he's gone and killed you
 
Unread 09-12-2013, 02:32 AM
Ashley's Grime
 
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News reader had a lovely set of t***
She's got a real purty mouth too.
 
Unread 09-12-2013, 03:09 AM
92ToBury
 
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Wonder if was the guy that won the house of that goober the other week. Messiest probate of the century.
 
Unread 09-12-2013, 03:29 AM
MrBishi
 
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Looks at Christmas jumper, thinks about my Dad dancing at party earlier today and strokes my 2 @#%&!.

Can just picture you carving up the turkey, "do you want stuffing", "you a leg or a breast man?" etc
 
Unread 09-12-2013, 08:11 AM
Jez Quigley
 
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Can just picture you carving up the turkey, "do you want stuffing", "you a leg or a breast man?" etc


Ey up - not the first time I've pulled a cracker etc.
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