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Did I say last time how much I hated Jim @#%&!ing Beglin?

£#%&!ing Joe Cole.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Did I say last time how much I hated Jim @#%&!ing Beglin?

i do believe you did, but it's a point that can never be over emphasised

"It's a tactical battle" i.e. its a shit, boring game between two teams who play mind numbing football.

"the liverpool way", how did we miss that crock of shit?

Kick n rush.

"Huge throaty raw comes out of the kop!"

That'll be the excess phlem Clive.

Can someone tell Tyldsley theres another half and a game to go at chelsea yet?He practically said theyve won the tie then.

That goal was those @#%&!s all over.

Stuffy, jammy £#%&!-pigs.

That's that then. 1- £#%&!ing 0 on aggregate again. FFS

de ja £#%&!ing vu

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Can someone tell Tyldsley theres another half and a game to go at chelsea yet?He practically said theyve won the tie then.

Do you see Chelsea scoring?

Originally Posted by Wafty Crank

Do you see Chelsea scoring?

There's more chance of me being crowned Slimmer of the Year.

It just never ends does it?
The luck, the media bias, the awful football, the Penalty dependant progress (one way or the other)

It's supposed to be 2 English Clubs playing tonight, yet there's an ex-Liverpool player & a Liverpool fan doing the commentary on ITV1.
You listen to TalkSport & it's Mickey Quinn handing over to Ray Houghton followed by Alvin Martin's commentary.
5Live are no doubt blessing us with the impartial views of Alan Green & Stan Collymore too

Chelsea are £#%&!ing ordinary though....well, I'm sure they'll be a different £#%&!ing side on Saturday morning when I want them to play like @#%&!s

When is this scouse Champions League curse going to end?...it's been unrelenting now for 3 £#%&!ing years. It's like £#%&!ing toothache.

If we win the League & then beat Liverpool in Moscow I will never moan about Football EVER again. I will walk around with a smile on my £#%&!ing face for the rest of my £#%&!ing life.

Spectacular incompetence from Lampard and Makelele, and a clearly offside Babel definitely getting in the way.

Time after time.