Jose At Carrington Today. ............

looks like a kid waiting for the coach to swimming lessons

State of Ed

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/737331174599598080

Originally Posted by Clarkie

State of Ed

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/737331174599598080

Genuinely looked like a fan who's just been for the firstime. Love at first site. He's found his home

As a Mourinho hater, it feels like he's geniunely overjoyed, a bit too much even, act like you've been there ffs, it that was Moyes taking that kind of pic wonder what you'd hear.

But still it's encouraging, as long as he doesn't buy crap from Mendes and plays the youth we may actually be fine. Somewhat. Tho I gotta say his rumoured pull in the transfer market doesn't seem that strong right now but we'll see...

Awkward. Tried to shake the camera mans hand. Woody looks like he's about to lose his virginity again.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

State of Ed

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/737331174599598080

Got nothing on Gary #@&%!.

Didn't even call him brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRj1U1PRLc

Originally Posted by Rashnaldo

As a Mourinho hater

Probably shouldn't have started with that.....

There's a video of Sir Bobby greeting him at the front and saying he's glad to have him here.

Originally Posted by Lok

There's a video of Sir Bobby greeting him at the front and saying he's glad to have him here.

Pretty sure Bobby was talking to a shovel tbh

Bobby "i am very happy to have you at Manchester United"

Mou " Thank you, even though you killed my countries dreams many years ago"


£#%&! off you lying bastard !!!!

Woodward still hasn't been introduced to a tailor.

Looks like the whole day has interrupted Bobby's fishing trip

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Probably shouldn't have started with that.....

Why? Won't change my mind without hard proof, if I was a Mou hater before I still am until I know for sure that TFM won't be loaned to Vitesse in Belgium and that we won't buy 4 Portuguese players from Mendes' catalogue just to make the POS richer... Mou has a bad record with youth and a uneven record on the transfer market, the onus is on him to change my mind.

Originally Posted by Pop

Got nothing on Gary c**k.

Didn't even call him brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRj1U1PRLc

That video sums up that shithouse club right up

Originally Posted by Rashnaldo

Why? Won't change my mind without hard proof, if I was a Mou hater before I still am until I know for sure that TFM won't be loaned to Vitesse in Belgium and that we won't buy 4 Portuguese players from Mendes' catalogue just to make the POS richer... Mou has a bad record with youth and a uneven record on the transfer market, the onus is on him to change my mind.

You basically started off your post by saying "I hate Mourinho. He looks too happy to be here"

I mean, come on!

Sir Bobby doesn't sound convinced

https://twitter.com/ManUtdUpdates_/status/737337652861501441

Originally Posted by Clarkie

State of Ed

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/737331174599598080

Cringey as £#%&! from Ed there. Proper Brent stuff.

Is it me or does Mourinho seem really low-key? You reckon the Chelsea debacle has humbled him a bit?

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Looks like the whole day has interrupted Bobby's fishing trip

Shit. I have a very similar gilet.

Originally Posted by Sapien

Shit. I have a very similar gilet.

Hi Tim

Originally Posted by Sparky***

C
Is it me or does Mourinho seem really low-key? You reckon the Chelsea debacle has humbled him a bit?

He's fine. It's just we've signed a manager who doesn't think he's won the lottery joining United like the last two gimps.

Calm like an assassin