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Possible the worst joke EVER.

Jesus wept. I never bad rep but I'm tempted tbh

Originally Posted by puressence

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Redissue this morning, get with the times

Originally Posted by Sloppy

That gif never fails to make me smile.

that made me chuckle nice one

Originally Posted by el diablo

that made me chuckle nice one

Originally Posted by shadowplay

love u

24 hour ban.

Hit him where it hurts. 24 hour food ban.

Originally Posted by wiganste

Hit him where it hurts. 24 hour food ban.

£#%&!ing hell kettle pot black

Originally Posted by puressence

£#%&!ing hell kettle pot black

You can't even get that right

Originally Posted by puressence

£#%&!ing hell kettle pot black

Pure - I'm just under 19 stone but I'm just over 6 foot 5.

You're about 5 foot 8 and you must be close to 19 stone. You're like a little barrel


easy bite

Originally Posted by The Withered Hand

You can't even get that right

He lost his train of thought when kettle popped in his head. He had to go off and make a pot noodle

Originally Posted by wiganste

Pure - I'm just under 19 stone but I'm just over 6 foot 5.

You're about 5 foot 8 and you must be close to 19 stone. You're like a little barrel


easy bite

5feet 11 with a belly

Originally Posted by wiganste

Pure - I'm just under 19 stone but I'm just over 6 foot 5.

Big bastard.

Originally Posted by Whalefish

Big bastard.

Every time I hear that, I piss myself. Why? Well here's the story.

I was shopping in Netto for cheap beer and I was queing to pay for my crate when this woman pushes in with a trolley full of beans & dogfood etc.

I told her their was a queue and she started carrying on. She's giving it the big one, telling me that's she's loaded and that she works at the bingo hall Obviously not a full shilling

She then takes out a wad of money (she claims she had 3 grand on her) and starts waving it around in Netto of all places! Anyway, as I was getting served, she mumbles summat as she's completely lost it by now and then blurts out "You big bastard!" Everyone was pissing themselves.

I should have waited outside and nicked her money though