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Old 09-12-2008, 12:23 AM
f.l.a.t.s ...
 
Default Train station explosion

Police where called to a London train station after a bomb exploded,when they entered the station they found people stuck to the walls and ceiling.




























They found out is was the first time the terrorists had used a no more nails bomb.
 
Old 09-12-2008, 12:29 AM
denis lawless ...
 
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i cant find anything on ceefax
 
Old 09-12-2008, 12:30 AM
f.l.a.t.s ...
 
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i cant find anything on ceefax

f*** off.

It made me f***ing titter.

Thats one of you're type jokes denis.
 
Old 09-12-2008, 12:41 AM
denis lawless ...
 
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Originally Posted by f.l.a.t.s
f*** off.

It made me f***ing titter.

Thats one of you're type jokes denis.


i was breathing some life into it for you.....it had been lying on the shelf gathering dust for a full 6 minutes
 
Old 09-12-2008, 12:49 AM
CamelToe ...
 
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sorry flats, that was f***ing pitiful

this however, is a classic...

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
 
Old 09-12-2008, 01:12 AM
f.l.a.t.s ...
 
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i was breathing some life into it for you.....it had been lying on the shelf gathering dust for a full 6 minutes
Denis its on par with you're... man goes to doc with orange hands because he eats wotsits before he has a **** joke.

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Originally Posted by CamelToe
sorry flats, that was f***ing pitiful

this however, is a classic...

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
Oh come on camel it weren't that bad.

How about the three Irish fellas who invented a triple barrell shotgun?






they called it a trifle .
 
Old 09-12-2008, 01:24 AM
CamelToe ...
 
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that's better.

btw did you hear the police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.













they charged one and let the other one off.
 
Old 09-12-2008, 01:27 AM
kinky afro ...
 
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that's better.

btw did you hear the police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.













they charged one and let the other one off.
why the f*** am I laughing?
 
Old 09-12-2008, 01:40 AM
f.l.a.t.s ...
 
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why the f*** am I laughing?

Because you are a simpleton like me.
 
Old 09-12-2008, 07:15 AM
Zorg ...
 
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I say I say I say, a boat was crossing the Atlantic. It hit an iceberg and sank.
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