Jamie Carragher - The La Don

Lucas Neill's lucky escape after breaking Jamie Carragher's leg

By Jamie Carragher 4/09/2008

When my leg was broken in an horrific tackle by Lucas Neill in September 2003, my mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead.

A few weeks later I received a phone call. "You won't believe this, Jay. We're in the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?"

Did I really want Neill to take a crack? "There's only one problem," added the voice. "Little Davey Thommo is with him."

That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault. Besides he'd have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks.

As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed.

Piss. Funny.

What a @#%&! that ugly looking @#%&! is.

moron



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Do they still have that Titanicesque ship thing in the Trafford Centre?

I would dearly like to see that @#%&! with an axe in his skull

he's really not doing himself any favours with his book is he?

Now that he's admitted it, is he going to get a ban like Keano ?

Originally Posted by Jizza Jazza

Now that he's admitted it, is he going to get a ban like Keano ?

hope so.

It's all from the book he's flogging & supprising enough they embelish events or just invent stuff to spice it up because otherwise most dross like this would send a glass eye to sleep.

Originally Posted by Jizza Jazza

Now that he's admitted it, is he going to get a ban like Keano ?

Oh don't be silly.

this is the equivalent of someone waiting outside school for you when you were 15

Originally Posted by elephantstone

this is the equivalent of someone waiting outside school for you when you were 15

is that how you met the missus ?

Originally Posted by no fun

is that how you met the missus ?

yes I was the bus driver

Originally Posted by elephantstone

yes I was the bus driver

Dont tell me you had the GG for company at any point or I will get annoyed

Originally Posted by elephantstone

yes I was the bus driver

thats what hark used to do

ask him to tell you about the greenbrow rd route

Originally Posted by HarkNowHear

Dont tell me you had the GG for company at any point or I will get annoyed

Originally Posted by no fun

thats what hark used to do

ask him to tell you about the greenbrow rd route

I would usually say great minds, however...............

Originally Posted by no fun

I would usually say great minds, however...............

Did you know they are closing the Naval club ??

Originally Posted by HarkNowHear

Did you know they are closing the Naval club ??

what ?????


where will I buy my next telly from ???

Originally Posted by no fun

what ?????


where will I buy my next telly from ???

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Shortly to be doomed forever

Originally Posted by HarkNowHear

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Shortly to be doomed forever

just seeing that road sign gets me thinking..........