Who do you reckon in our squad hates each other?

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

We've all been there, brother. It's tough - God, it's tough - but you've just got to pick yourself up, dust yourself off and keep going. Then one day, perhaps in a week, perhaps in a year, this will all just be a bad memory, nothing more, fading away like so many broken dreams.

Yep. It's not like anyone's going to keep bringing up one bad thread. Everyone's allowed to make a mistake.














Offside.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

I'd close my eyes and £#%&! those busters, no doubt about it.

Originally Posted by Scabs

I'd close my eyes and £#%&! those busters, no doubt about it.

Wish I'd closed my eyes when I opened this thread.


bump.

Nani and RVP

Carrick and himself

Andy Goram



(if this were 10 years back)

and Alan Partridge having a genetically manufactured offspring....

Against all odds, this thread has bounced back after all



knockers, football, abuse.

My word, it might not be the best - more Octo@#%&! than Goldfinger - but it still doesn't damage the Quigley brand too badly.

Phew

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Andy Goram



(if this were 10 years back)

You were getting away with it then make an awful out of date joke, what are you doing??

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

You were getting away with it then make an awful out of date joke, what are you doing??

Oh - I see.


£#%&!ing hell lads, anyone else had their user id hacked????

I think our office ham and egger is posting when my back is turned

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

I have done some decent threads in my 16 year career or whatever on Red Issue and Fred but this is probably the shittest thread I have ever started.

WTF was I thinking

Apologies for all those who have suffered from passive shit thread reading.

Perfectly acceptable thread Jez.. not your best, but certainly nothing to apologise for..

Ask yourself these questions..

1. Have you ever posted a thread about Sheds ?

2. Have you ever posted a thread about Lawnmowers ?

3. Have you ever posted a thread about Scalextric / Model Railways ?

4. Have you ever posted a thread about Doors and Staircases ?

5. Have you ever posted a thread about Dutch Stoner Rock bands ?


No.. No I don't think you have..

Take it from me, the... "Replies 0 Views 1 King", there's a long long way to go !!

So pick yourself up, and we'll hear no more of this poppy#@&%!.

Originally Posted by Fountz

4. Have you ever posted a thread about Doors and Staircases

Can't beat a good door, tbf. What's going on inside? No one knows

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

Can't beat a good door, tbf. What's going on inside? No one knows

Exactly Serenity, but try telling that to the Philistine masses ! :shakehead:

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

Can't beat a good door, tbf. What's going on inside? No one knows

I reckon a decent staircase would give it a run for its money

Originally Posted by irk

I reckon a decent staircase would give it a run for its money

In aesthetic terms, I certainly appreciate a well-made staircase, but the element of intrigue that exists with a door is missing; that separation of private from public space. Nothing better than walking past a beautifully crafted door or gate and pondering what mysteries might await behind it

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

In aesthetic terms, I certainly appreciate a well-made staircase, but the element of intrigue that exists with a door is missing; that separation of private from public space. Nothing better than walking past a beautifully crafted door or gate and pondering what mysteries might await behind it

and that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is why he was in that young woman's bedroom in the early hours

You couldn't, for instance, have a scene like this on a staircase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ7EPVQXUM8

It's by no means Jez's worst thread.

'Monkeys vs Statues' anyone? A real low point in the internet's short history.

wouldn't work at a front door

Originally Posted by Kent Brockman

It's by no means Jez's worst thread.

'Monkeys vs Statues' anyone? A real low point in the internet's short history.

Honestly thought that was my best ever.....

As for the doors vs staircase debate, have The Staircases ever come up with anything as cool as 'Light My Fire'???

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

You couldn't, for instance, have a scene like this on a staircase.

Alan Partridge - Cup of Beans - YouTube

Recently found out Geordie Michael does the voice for Captain Barnacles from The Octonauts