Finally - a good Footballer's tattoo

Bloody love this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...mment-37691474



At tattoo with genuine meaning.

No cliche tribal art - no mate, you're not a Samoan Prince, you're Wayne from Liverpool.

No Chinese characters saying something that you'd hear at the end of the Jerry Springer Show or some pretentious bullshit 'Only God Can Judge Me' or whatever.

Peppa Pig. Oink.

A genuine symbol of something his daughters obviously love and it's original. He's got the true spirit of getting a tattoo I think - not following fashions.

Top, top man.

Billpig tattoo would have been better imo.

Now watch the rest of the footballing cretins get their kids favourite tv characters plastered all over them.

Either the tattoo is upside down or his arm is. It's not clear from the picture

Originally Posted by Zorg

Billpig tattoo would have been better imo.

Originally Posted by Pop

Now watch the rest of the footballing cretins get their kids favourite tv characters plastered all over them.

Nailed on.

Only problem is, kids change their taste so much.

Dora the Explorer was #1 here 6 months ago - couldn't get arrested in our house now if she tried

Not a fan of peppa, I'd have gone with a Sofia the princess full back piece or jack and his pirate crew.

Thinking of a makkapakka neck piece..

Or the tinga tinga animals on the calf ?

Chris and poy sleeve ?

Might get one of them Stephanie tattoos myself.

We were a tweenies house.

How cool was Milo.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Not a fan of peppa, I'd have gone with a Sofia the princess full back piece or jack and his pirate crew.

Thinking of a makkapakka neck piece..

Or the tinga tinga animals on the calf ?

Chris and poy sleeve ?

Someone's remote is stuck on the Disney channel

Have you seen Doc McStuffin? Reckon that could go big - loving it tbf.

Oh - and Sofia is bloody good.

Me? I'd have Captain Barnacles, Peso and Kwazi - bloody love the Octonauts me, love it.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Someone's remote is stuck on the Disney channel

Have you seen Doc McStuffin? Reckon that could go big - loving it tbf.

Oh - and Sofia is bloody good.

Me? I'd have Captain Barnacles, Peso and Kwazi - bloody love the Octonauts me, love it.

Its my Go to channel 628, they are on a loop, but a nice change up from cbeebies

I love doc mcstuffin, apart from her dad who is a sap.

She's an amazing doctor.

I would have to get one direction, tom daley and taylor lautner.

and for that reason I'm out.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Its my Go to channel 628, they are on a loop, but a nice change up from cbeebies

I love doc mcstuffin, apart from her dad who is a sap.

She's an amazing doctor.

Considering she's so young too - bloody impressive. Suspect she has some Scottish in her too - that 'Mc' is a dead giveaway.

I like the quiz at the end.

'What do you do if you get a splinter?'

a) Hug a dog
b) Ask an adult to take it out
c) Eat some cake

Tbf, options 1 and 3 seldom fail to improve any situation.

Originally Posted by jem

I would have to get one direction, tom daley and taylor lautner.

and for that reason I'm out.

Peppa £#%&!in pig

Used to see a bird who had a kid (never again) and the little shit used to watch that every £#%&!ing morning!

Yeah the quiz at the end....

What do you do if you have a tickley cough

1) tell mummy or daddy
2) wrestle a gorilla
3) drink tcp


Got one wrong once, ended up buying a unicycle, only had the sniffles..

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Yeah the quiz at the end....

What do you do if you have a tickley cough

1) tell mummy or daddy
2) wrestle a gorilla
3) drink tcp


Got one wrong once, ended up buying a unicycle, only had the sniffles..

When people say or lol you know it's bullshit 99% of the time.

I genuinely laughed at that - fortunately nobody near me right now but that would have been v embarrassing

BB - your work her today is done. You've made somebody laugh

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

When people say or lol you know it's bullshit 99% of the time.

I genuinely laughed at that - fortunately nobody near me right now but that would have been v embarrassing

BB - your work her today is done. You've made somebody laugh

.....and I've just jumped out my seat and had a good jig to Mr bloom...

Everyone's happy.