Official Relegation Watch Match Thread - 28th May 2023 - KO 4:30pm

That was a beauty from Dacoure. Can see Bournemouth folding here.

Everton are to relegation battles as Real Madrid are to the European Cup. The £#%&!ers always manage to turn it on at crunch time.

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Everton are to relegation battles as Real Madrid are to the European Cup. The £#%&!ers always manage to turn it on at crunch time.

Not always

Originally Posted by sweetleftfoot

That was a beauty from Dacoure. Can see Bournemouth folding here.

It was ok

Originally Posted by andyroo

Not always

This Everton team got more legs in midfield than the ancients Ancellotti sent to the Ethiad to chase Pep's runners around the field to be fair

Leeds get one back

Originally Posted by andyroo

Leeds get one back

Now 3-1

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Now 3-1

£#%&! off Leeds

Southampton 4-4 Liverpool.

There’s always a batshit mental scoreline on the last day

Kane with another.

Bit mad that the best striker in the world ever ever ever only has 6 more goals than Harry Kane in a shite spurs team.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Kane with another.

Bit mad that the best striker in the world ever ever ever only has 6 more goals than Harry Kane in a shite spurs team.

Kane is just brilliant. Would do wonders for us. Just don’t think it’ll happen.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Kane with another.

Bit mad that the best striker in the world ever ever ever only has 6 more goals than Harry Kane in a shite spurs team.

Some on here were saying he’s not a top goal scorer anymore the other week.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Southampton 4-4 Liverpool.

There’s always a batshit mental scoreline on the last day

Did we have a 5-5 with West Brom once? Lukaku went mad vs us

Kane + Mount + Timber bring a title challenge. Shouldn't be beyond the realms of possibility.

Originally Posted by vanpalm87

Did we have a 5-5 with West Brom once? Lukaku went mad vs us

Fergies last game ffs

Originally Posted by dinger

Fergies last game ffs

Literally the last batshit mental result on the last day of the season until today,

Originally Posted by believe

Literally the last batshit mental result on the last day of the season until today,

Lukaku's football career path is a bit mental lol

£#%&! off you inbred scum @#%&!s

still a breath of fresh air, are they, neville?

Everton survive

Everton do it again, do they have some sort of pact with the devil?