Favourite football rumours

Been many of them over the years, which one is your favourite?

Following on from Lok's post in the Lukaku thread about the owner of the small 'package' owner and who it was:

Rumoured to have been an ex Fulham player who demanded to leave the club after his own manager (Chris Coleman at the time) laughed at the size of his manhood. Cue a summer move away and a spell on the sidelines for three months due to a botched groin 'injury' to dispel the rumours... Won't name names as that would be unfair on the poor fella but ended up at Tottenham to make matters even worse.

I’ve not heard the rumour and have narrowed it down to two players?

One was French and the other was English?

Didier Baptiste to Liverpool

Trevor Morley and Ian Bishop

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Trevor Morley and Ian Bishop

Can’t be beaten.

Paul Scholes is going blind

O'Shea and Will Young

as gay as a glee boxset that rumour

Cantona and Lesley ash

Hope it’s true

Rumours in 95 Ince slapped Kanchelskis around in training when they found out he was agitating for a move. End of the season they both left anyway.

Andy Morrison TWOC-ing his way around the City changing room.

Carragher’s uncle (?) slotting John Terry’s mum at the World Cup.

Originally Posted by Knockers

Carragher’s uncle (?) slotting John Terry’s mum at the World Cup.

You sure it was Carragher's uncle? I heard it was John Terry.

Originally Posted by AK14

I’ve not heard the rumour and have narrowed it down to two players?

One was French and the other was English?

Has a first name which sounds like Speed...

The Red Knights

Originally Posted by Sapien

Didier Baptiste to Liverpool

Great show that initially. The plane crash, though.

Darren Fletcher and the degenrative spine condition (couple of seasons before he got the shits)

Big Dunc and the burglar

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Big Dunc and the burglar

That wasn't a rumour.

An ex Arsenal midfielder* had a lengthy injury spell that went longer than diagnosed...because he was privately serving a drugs ban.

*Not Wilshere or Diaby

How many E's in LEE SHARPE?

Meningitis being a cover up...

Think it's bullshit tbh. Although did met him at a dinner a couple of years ago and he did have a weak bladder that night...

Originally Posted by Buck

An ex Arsenal midfielder* had a lengthy injury spell that went longer than diagnosed...because he was privately serving a drugs ban.

*Not Wilshere or Diaby

Surely he was just pulling a sicky?

Originally Posted by Buck

An ex Arsenal midfielder* had a lengthy injury spell that went longer than diagnosed...because he was privately serving a drugs ban.

*Not Wilshere or Diaby

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...-play-18788338

Not so far fetched to be fair...