Tonight's Football 15th March

Impressive how many academy players Pep's brought through though. Fair's fair.

To start with, after I realised we weren't good enough to finish top 4, I toyed with who i wanted to eliminate after winning Europa League.

To begin with, it was Liverpool, Klopp the try hard and because it is Liverpool.

Then it became Arsenal just so they felt what it was like to not have it for a season.

But after tonight and seeing Pep so wound up, it's...

Liverpool

https://twitter.com/hipstermanager/status/842135502031474688

Originally Posted by no fun

Well get the Rostov thread started now you bender

get the Rostov honey

Originally Posted by andyroo

get the Rostov honey

New word for Ointment?

City can send someone to the draw on Friday to sing "we're not really here"

Originally Posted by Wez

City can send someone to the draw on Friday to sing "we're not really here"

Really £#%&!s me off that £#%&!ing div song

Firstly, they are there

And secondly, why would fans of the invisible man be invisible?

£#%&!ing thick Stockport #@&%!s

Serious question for a moment...

What exactly was Guardiola trying to do tonight? What was his plan?

£#%&!ing brilliant

Wish I'd watched the game now.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Serious question for a moment...

What exactly was Guardiola trying to do tonight? What was his plan?

Look cool in a skivvy

Originally Posted by no fun

Really £#%&!s me off that £#%&!ing div song

Firstly, they are there

And secondly, why would fans of the invisible man be invisible?

£#%&!ing thick Stockport #@&%!s

This. Sums those £#%&!ing mongs up.

Originally Posted by no fun

Really £#%&!s me off that £#%&!ing div song

Firstly, they are there

And secondly, why would fans of the invisible man be invisible?

£#%&!ing thick Stockport #@&%!s

Awful isn't it. Makes no sense at all yet they think it's really clever.

wonder who ancelotti will get in the next round

Originally Posted by dragflick

This. Sums those £#%&!ing mongs up.

Originally Posted by irk

Awful isn't it. Makes no sense at all yet they think it's really clever.

Bananas

Niall Quinn disco pants

We're nor really here


And they think they're funny

Bunch of Timmy mallet @#%&!s

It does have the advantage of being true most of the time. Unlike anything else those @#%&!s say.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Serious question for a moment...

What exactly was Guardiola trying to do tonight? What was his plan?

Originally Posted by sa7

You may laugh but, that's the £#%&!ing spit of him

They're a real £#%&!ing oddball club that lot. What more do they want to succeed? They've had billions thrown at them in the last 7-8 years, they've built a training complex that makes NASA look like a local Leisure Centre, they've signed up half the £#%&!ing boardroom staff of the most successful Spanish club in the last decade including their old manager, they're hoovering up every child on two legs under the age of 12 that looks like it can play football.....

...I mean, what more do they want? How can they be £#%&!ing this up so bad? How can they have two titles in the last 7 seasons giving how £#%&!ing woeful United have been since 2013 and the total lack of any other credible opposition? Arsenal and Spurs aren't even on their level in terms of spending but they finish above them......we all know United are run by a bunch of absolute £#%&!ing morons on the football side of things and have been a total mess for the last 4 years but City....how much easier do you want it made for you?

Is this the reason why they all throw their toys out the pram with UEFA? Because they have the temerity to make them play against good teams?

They've been lucky in the cups they've won too. Two cup final wins against Stoke and Sunderland lost to Wigan

Two league titles, one of them on goal difference and the other when Liverpool bottled it (thank £#%&!)
they've been nowhere near retaining the league or even running away with it