BIG Luke Shaw

Originally Posted by dragflick

Only people trying to defend him and slightly chubby themselves. ‘Ohh it’s just his (my) natural build...’ £#%&! offff. Look at the two pics ffs. He’s got a belly and moobs

Siders and bunks - aka Fred Fat Club - left absolutely reeling by draggers low blows

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

Bloody hell.

Enough’s enough.

Said Luke, never.

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Siders and bunks - aka Fred Fat Club - left absolutely reeling by draggers low blows

You’re bald

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

You’re bald

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

You’re bald

Football fans have always liked to call players fat. Lampard, Ronaldo, Rooney etc. Lads in better shape than they'll ever be.

LvG and Mourinho kept a non-dedicated athlete at the club for four years? Or maybe people on Twitter aren't experts on fitness.

Would be a great if he did get a new contract. Does seem a bit weird to pay £60m for Alex Sandro when we have a 23 year old english left back on our books. Maybe Mou will go easier on him knowing he can't handle criticism?

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Football fans have always liked to call players fat. Lampard, Ronaldo, Rooney etc. Lads in better shape than they'll ever be.

LvG and Mourinho kept a non-dedicated athlete at the club for four years? Or maybe people on Twitter aren't experts on fitness.

Every manager he's ever had as a professional has called him out on his fitness.

Are they experts on his fitness?

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Football fans have always liked to call players fat. Lampard, Ronaldo, Rooney etc. Lads in better shape than they'll ever be.

LvG and Mourinho kept a non-dedicated athlete at the club for four years? Or maybe people on Twitter aren't experts on fitness.

yeah remember that. Utter shite. Didn't he have the lowest bodyfat percentage at Chelsea or something? Huge mistake from Ferie not signing Lampard. Would have been immense for us.

Shaw isn't even fat ffs. Mourinho is probably paying some journos to follow him the snaky @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

yeah remember that. Utter shite. Didn't he have the lowest bodyfat percentage at Chelsea or something? Huge mistake from Ferie not signing Lampard. Would have been immense for us.

Shaw isn't even fat ffs. Mourinho is probably paying some journos to follow him the snaky @#%&!.

Parters when he stubbed his toe on his coffee table this morning: "Damn Mourinho!"

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

You’re bald

So is Rooney.


How do you get on holding the PS4 controller with that wrist/hand ratio? Some incredible contortionism going on NQAT

Who’s you say you are slim, average, well built or heavily built?

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

So is Rooney.


How do you get on holding the PS4 controller with that wrist/hand ratio? Some incredible contortionism going on NQAT

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Football fans have always liked to call players fat. Lampard, Ronaldo, Rooney etc. Lads in better shape than they'll ever be.

Because they’re being judged relative to their profession.

LvG and Mourinho kept a non-dedicated athlete at the club for four years? Or maybe people on Twitter aren't experts on fitness.

Because the contract he was on made him impossible to get rid of. His new contract was a commercial decision.

Would love Wolves to sign Shaw. Reckon he'd be more suited to a middling Premier League team who would consider anywhere above 10th to be a decent season. Obviously a really talented player (far more than the last left back you sent our way, that bozo Borthwick-Jackson).

Not sure big Luke has got the temperament to handle the pressure at Utd. Seems like he's a bit sensitive. Maybe a bit simple? I dunno. Send him our way, you go and buy Alex Sandro. Far better for all involved. So that's my pitch. How much do you want for him?

Originally Posted by DuanePipe

Would love Wolves to sign Shaw. Reckon he'd be more suited to a middling Premier League team who would consider anywhere above 10th to be a decent season. Obviously a really talented player (far more than the last left back you sent our way, that bozo Borthwick-Jackson).

Not sure big Luke has got the temperament to handle the pressure at Utd. Seems like he's a bit sensitive. Maybe a bit simple? I dunno. Send him our way, you go and buy Alex Sandro. Far better for all involved. So that's my pitch. How much do you want for him?

Ah, zombie face.

Originally Posted by DuanePipe

Would love Wolves to sign Shaw. Reckon he'd be more suited to a middling Premier League team who would consider anywhere above 10th to be a decent season. Obviously a really talented player (far more than the last left back you sent our way, that bozo Borthwick-Jackson).

Not sure big Luke has got the temperament to handle the pressure at Utd. Seems like he's a bit sensitive. Maybe a bit simple? I dunno. Send him our way, you go and buy Alex Sandro. Far better for all involved. So that's my pitch. How much do you want for him?

He's simple. Any interview he does confirms this.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Football fans have always liked to call players fat. Lampard, Ronaldo, Rooney etc. Lads in better shape than they'll ever be.

LvG and Mourinho kept a non-dedicated athlete at the club for four years? Or maybe people on Twitter aren't experts on fitness.

He’s played 43 games

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Every manager he's ever had as a professional has called him out on his fitness.

Are they experts on his fitness?

Every manager he’s had got a reaction out of him. Except one.

Jason Dodd at Southampton made the point that Pochettino puts his players through intense training. He also requires players to give their absolute best. And he loved Shaw. So did LvG. And Mourinho has kept him here for two years.

Suggests it’s not as simple as him being a fat arse who can’t be bothered to train properly.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Every manager he’s had got a reaction out of him. Except one.

Jason Dodd at Southampton made the point that Pochettino puts his players through intense training. He also requires players to give their absolute best. And he loved Shaw. So did LvG. And Mourinho has kept him here for two years.

Suggests it’s not as simple as him being a fat arse who can’t be bothered to train properly.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...ain-alone.html

http://www.skysports.com/football/ne...-shaws-fitness

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/footb...io-pochettino/

He actually is a fat arse who can't be bothered to train properly.

Originally Posted by dragflick

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...ain-alone.html

http://www.skysports.com/football/ne...-shaws-fitness

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/footb...io-pochettino/

He actually is a fat arse who can't be bothered to train properly.

First line of my post