lets pretend- 'he's gone!'

there has been an emergency meeting of the board and they have unanimously decided to sack moyes. yes, even fergie voted against moysie staying on.

so what is next?
try to find a new manager this late in the season or rely on the coaching staff?

breaking news!
a malaysian billionaire, ivor longun, has put in a surprize bid to BUY united! he has bid 40 million+1 pound.

he already has made some plans for the club if he is successful.
the shirt colour will change to black. there will be a thick yellow stripe down the back of the shirt.
plus our new nickname will be 'the blackies.'
he said all this will be better for marketing the club, especially in south africa.

the new name of the club will be malaysian airlines. our motto, 'burning airlines give you so much more.'[courtesy of eno btw.]
old trafford will be renamed 'Not So Old Trafford.'

he said he would get rid of:
young
smalling
ferdinand
welbeck
carrick
valencia
nani
evra
and giggs will never play for the club again.
we would then be concentrating on 5-a-side football, as we will have bugger all players left.

full story in the staines gazette tomorrow.

ps. i'm stoned.

It's 1pm on a Tuesday afternoon you £#%&!ing waster

Originally Posted by Zorg

Originally Posted by bicyclerepairman

ps. i'm stoned.

Obvious really

Originally Posted by ericcantona

It's 1pm on a Tuesday afternoon you £#%&!ing waster

Best time to get off your bonce is when everyone else is working..

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

Not worth a poll?

Originally Posted by ericcantona

It's 1pm on a Tuesday afternoon you £#%&!ing waster

Not in Australia tbf.

There's been some truly awful posts on this forum throughout the years, but that tops them all. Incredible stuff.

Another thread, probably.

Not content with ruining United, Moyes is now wrecking havoc on Fred. Fredsters losing the plot all over the place atm

Originally Posted by bicyclerepairman

there has been an emergency meeting of the board and they have unanimously decided to sack moyes. yes, even fergie voted against moysie staying on.

so what is next?
try to find a new manager this late in the season or rely on the coaching staff?

breaking news!
a malaysian billionaire, ivor longun, has put in a surprize bid to BUY united! he has bid 40 million+1 pound.

he already has made some plans for the club if he is successful.
the shirt colour will change to black. there will be a thick yellow stripe down the back of the shirt.
plus our new nickname will be 'the blackies.'
he said all this will be better for marketing the club, especially in south africa.

the new name of the club will be malaysian airlines. our motto, 'burning airlines give you so much more.'[courtesy of eno btw.]
old trafford will be renamed 'Not So Old Trafford.'

he said he would get rid of:
young
smalling
ferdinand
welbeck
carrick
valencia
nani
evra
and giggs will never play for the club again.
we would then be concentrating on 5-a-side football, as we will have bugger all players left.

full story in the staines gazette tomorrow.

ps. i'm stoned.

It's time this kangaroo botherer was £#%&!ed off out of here sharpish.

What a £#%&!ing #@&%!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF395Pe4cEk

Loved Lets pretend as a kid..

Originally Posted by bicyclerepairman

there has been an emergency meeting of the board and they have unanimously decided to sack moyes. yes, even fergie voted against moysie staying on.

so what is next?
try to find a new manager this late in the season or rely on the coaching staff?

breaking news!
a malaysian billionaire, ivor longun, has put in a surprize bid to BUY united! he has bid 40 million+1 pound.

he already has made some plans for the club if he is successful.
the shirt colour will change to black. there will be a thick yellow stripe down the back of the shirt.
plus our new nickname will be 'the blackies.'
he said all this will be better for marketing the club, especially in south africa.

the new name of the club will be malaysian airlines. our motto, 'burning airlines give you so much more.'[courtesy of eno btw.]
old trafford will be renamed 'Not So Old Trafford.'

he said he would get rid of:
young
smalling
ferdinand
welbeck
carrick
valencia
nani
evra
and giggs will never play for the club again.
we would then be concentrating on 5-a-side football, as we will have bugger all players left.

full story in the staines gazette tomorrow.

ps. i'm stoned.

Racist - reported

What an absolute @#%&!stain.

surprised at how racist parters has become since moving to oz, tbh.

Originally Posted by bicyclerepairman

there has been an emergency meeting of the board and they have unanimously decided to sack moyes. yes, even fergie voted against moysie staying on.

so what is next?
try to find a new manager this late in the season or rely on the coaching staff?

breaking news!
a malaysian billionaire, ivor longun, has put in a surprize bid to BUY united! he has bid 40 million+1 pound.

he already has made some plans for the club if he is successful.
the shirt colour will change to black. there will be a thick yellow stripe down the back of the shirt.
plus our new nickname will be 'the blackies.'
he said all this will be better for marketing the club, especially in south africa.

the new name of the club will be malaysian airlines. our motto, 'burning airlines give you so much more.'[courtesy of eno btw.]
old trafford will be renamed 'Not So Old Trafford.'

he said he would get rid of:
young
smalling
ferdinand
welbeck
carrick
valencia
nani
evra
and giggs will never play for the club again.
we would then be concentrating on 5-a-side football, as we will have bugger all players left.

full story in the staines gazette tomorrow.

ps. i'm stoned.