Rooney to Real Madrid

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...er-United.html

Get the sunblock out you pasty fat @#%&!.

"eeeeghhhh egg and chips por favor?"

Please god be true.

Can you imagine us signing mata from chelsea and then telling rooney to £#%&! off to madrid in the summer in exchange for isco + a bit of cash.

He's much better than that shit french bastard. Would be a good transfer for both teams.

Suarez is going NFT can't see them signing both? Mind you it is Madrid .

Originally Posted by DakotaFredsBigShoe

Suarez is going NFT can't see them signing both? Mind you it is Madrid .

Of course they can sign them both ffs, it's real madrid.

"Oh hola there, is that Banco el Espana Nacional?"

"Si"

"Great, it's Florentino Perez here, I'm going to need another *wink wink* 200 million euros any chance we can flog you something for the equivalent value?"

"Sure senor perez, what will it be this time? Your car park?"

"Sounds great!"

I'd like to see rooney and ronaldo together again.

If we can get some big money for him and he's not going to another English team and tearing it up...

We'll still make a £#%&!ing balls of replacing him though. Probably sell him thinking the Mata thing's on and then find out Chelsea were pulling our chains all along. That'd be about right.

If they let us have a few players including 2 midfielders and a left footed winger or fullback they can have him.

Napoli did some great business in the summer.

So many players that just get bought up by them doing the typical Madrid shite and never get a chance there meaning you can pick up some quality £#%&!ing players that are keen to move, have something to prove and if luck below their true value.

Originally Posted by jem

I'd like to see rooney and ronaldo together again.

Absolutely.

Can't blame Waz tbh. Given us a decade of immense service.

Would take 25m + Coentrao. Would be devastated for MJ though, and rightly so. If the player wants out, it's the right move.

Originally Posted by carrick_16

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...er-United.html

All agent chatter and conjecture.

really hope its true. Id take less.

Gillem Ballbag says......................No! Not a chance! 0% interest!

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Gillem Ballbag says......................No! Not a chance! 0% interest!

It's on then. The @#%&! hasn't a clue.

Considering he is our best player its terrible news if true.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Gillem Ballbag says......................No! Not a chance! 0% interest!

Yep, he's off.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Get the sunblock out you pasty fat @#%&!.

"eeeeghhhh egg and chips por favor?"

Originally Posted by Pop

Yhgr.

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