Jermaine Defoe

His brother died in 2009, his dad died during the Euros, and now this

The cousin of the England footballer Jermain Defoe has died in an accident while on holiday on a Caribbean island.

Hannah Defoe, 20, was electrocuted as she dived into a hotel swimming pool in St Lucia, according to reports.

The Tottenham Hotspur striker was on the club's pre-season tour of America when he was told the news and has been allowed to return to the UK to be with his family.

Poor sod. Shit at football too

Poor guy.

Could have been a united legend.

A complete striker, pure instinct for a goal....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Poor guy.

Could have been a united legend.

A complete striker, pure instinct for a goal....

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Basing someone's football ability on the twilight of his career isn't very fair pal....

When we were seriously in for him in that heady summer I was over the moon.

Quick, two footed, a real handful and always had a goal in him.

He had united written all over him.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Basing someone's football ability on the twilight of his career isn't very fair pal....

When we were seriously in for him in that heady summer I was over the moon.

Quick, two footed, a real handful and always had a goal in him.

He had united written all over him.

Being serious he could have been a good buy back in the day but his career has nose dived and he is utter £#%&! now

It hasn't nose dived FFS......

He just hasn't been given the games and sidelined at spurs etc and they have moved forward, he still scores 1 in 2 at least when he's on...........

Proper cockney though, would never have come north, we tried though, apparently it was in the late stages of a deal and he turned it down...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Basing someone's football ability on the twilight of his career isn't very fair pal....

When we were seriously in for him in that heady summer I was over the moon.

Quick, two footed, a real handful and always had a goal in him.

He had united written all over him.

SSG2 passed with an Excellent pal ....just thought you should know that before you get into any football debates.

He's going straight for level 2 so .....well ....just be careful

Originally Posted by ReligiousRed

SSG2 passed with an Excellent pal ....just thought you should know that before you get into any football debates.

He's going straight for level 2 so .....well ....just be careful

I've warned him via PM, I like to play it down pal

Hannah Defoe, 20, was electrocuted as she dived into a hotel swimming pool

We are missing some information here...

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

We are missing some information here...

She had a toaster back pack on.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

She had a toaster back pack on.

That was turned on as she hit the water...

Somebody chucked a toaster in as she dived...

She was saving earth from invisible toasters that all got toasted as they followed her into the pool...


You don't get electrecuted while travelling through the air, it's not possible.

There's been a merder imho #taggart

It's a back pack with permanent supply.....cockneys can't do without their toast, even on holiday.....a lot have taken to wearing theses back packs, apparently she had just had toast forgot to take it off, did a big bomb into the water?...eeeekk..

Frizzlee

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

It's a back pack with permanent supply.....cockneys can't do without their toast, even on holiday.....a lot have taken to wearing theses back packs, apparently she had just had toast forgot to take it off, did a big bomb into the water?...eeeekk..

Frizzlee

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

It's a back pack with permanent supply.....cockneys can't do without their toast, even on holiday.....a lot have taken to wearing theses back packs, apparently she had just had toast forgot to take it off, did a big bomb into the water?...eeeekk..

Frizzlee

I'm sure those nice West Ham fans will be singing about all his family losses next season.

Was her body spread all over the place? At least he's still earning a crust.

Defoe > Berbaflop

oh yeah, i remember when United were having a good look at Defoe...

did we end up signing Di Canio btw?

Defoe's brothers Mcing >>>>>>>>jermaine Defoes footballing skills

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

oh yeah, i remember when United were having a good look at Defoe...

did we end up signing Di Canio btw?

Yup. Won us the CL too