Can't wait for the new season (gaylords and shootcrew)

deffo cant wait for the new season

new season = new scapegoats

Anderson - fat talentless #@&%!
Nani - shit. utter utter shit
Cleverley - hope the brand snaps his spine 1st game so we can blame him for our eventual capitulation to Chelsea

other than that, it'll be £#%&!ing great

one more signing (the semi-mythical midfieldus centralus) and we're very strong imo. fergie's putting a great young squad together, just needs one last piece of the jigsaw.

most of the doom on here doesn't even begin to make sense, it's just incessant brainless self-indulgent noise, responding to anything which doesn't describe united as utterly shit, the players as 'shit@#%&!s' and talk about fergie with loathing with a 'so you think everything is fine' started off as fresh and funny but it's long since disappeared up its own arse. no different to redcafe's brainless ra-ra bullshit, quite funny they can't see themselves tbh.

tibs' vuvuzela comment absolutely nailed them.

vvvvvvvvVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvVVVVVV

nani will be frustrating shit. not watching la liga will be so much easier.


we've been miserably shit for the last couple of years and we should have had six in a row. it can't last.

deffo can't wait for this and hopefully the new signings will gel and make an improvement to the squad. a lot of bad luck last year that cost us the league.

No new midfielder and Scholes close to collapse by Christmas. Kaggers wondering where the midfield went.

Loads of 1-0's, 4-4's and tedium.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Borsers has talked about the need for a new midfielder

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borsers down to a tea/tee/t. always banging on about a bus that will never turn up, you try to tell him, Borsers, pal, you're waiting in the car park of a disused warehouse in a forgotten industrial estate for a public bus, that service was cancelled 7 years ago when the company was privatised and it didn't even enter the industrial estate, you had to walk up to the petrol station, but he just drones on in his heavy polish accent , spinning his head around in circles until you don't know which way is up and which way is down.

If Nani stays, we will score some sexy goals with him, Kaggers, Wazzoh in the final 3rd.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

borsers down to a tea/tee/t. always banging on about a bus that will never turn up, you try to tell him, Borsers, pal, you're waiting in the car park of a disused warehouse in a forgotten industrial estate for a public bus, that service was cancelled 7 years ago when the company was privatised and it didn't even enter the industrial estate, you had to walk up to the petrol station, but he just drones on in his heavy polish accent , spinning his head around in circles until you don't know which way is up and which way is down.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

deffo cant wait for the new season

new season = new scapegoats

Anderson - fat talentless #@&%!
Nani - shit. utter utter shit
Cleverley - hope the brand snaps his spine 1st game so we can blame him for our eventual capitulation to Chelsea

other than that, it'll be £#%&!ing great

Wrong thread pal.

Originally Posted by borsuk

it's just incessant brainless self-indulgent noise, responding to anything which doesn't describe united as utterly shit, the players as 'shit@#%&!s' and talk about fergie with loathing with a 'so you think everything is fine'

And when thrown as a one-two with 'the stooges are out in force today I see' it represents a hammer blow that's hard to recover from.

Originally Posted by captain scarlet

No new midfielder and Scholes close to collapse by Christmas. Kaggers wondering where the midfield went.

Loads of 1-0's, 4-4's and tedium.

This is the shootcrew thread, pol. The doom thread is over there

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

borsers down to a tea/tee/t. always banging on about a bus that will never turn up, you try to tell him, Borsers, pal, you're waiting in the car park of a disused warehouse in a forgotten industrial estate for a public bus, that service was cancelled 7 years ago when the company was privatised and it didn't even enter the industrial estate, you had to walk up to the petrol station, but he just drones on in his heavy polish accent , spinning his head around in circles until you don't know which way is up and which way is down.

Finally the bus shows up... Borsers conducts a word perfect convo with the antiquated driver. But wait, who's that at the back, shaking with impotent rage?

You mate.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Watchers, mj, sparkles and fuzz are going to mop up next year. Just too strong.

The shooters are pretty much relying on throb now which is a very high risk strategy. Occasionally he makes sense but he can't produce sense consistently or for that matter, often.

But when ramoners talks shit, he gifs it up to £#%&! and literally crushes it, from which there's no come back.

The watcher is just too strong. An absolute unrepenting animal. Really difficult to control and savage with it. Unplayable really.

Think fuzzy's a weak link though. His doom seems heartfelt but strained at times. You'd think he'd be a natural at it being irish etc but I'm not sure.

The rest of the shooters are scrambling for cover. Borsers has talked about the need for a new midfielder which is a good card to play but a nod to the doomers and Jc has very obviously tried to distance herself from the shooters.

Rhodzy is the key for the shooters and coraco. Coraco doesn't post often so is unreliable but rhodzy puts a decent shift in and can mix it with the best.

But the main reason that the doomers will nail this is because unfortunately, united aren't strong enough and show no signs of strengthening beyond what we've done already this summer.

As usual, the commentator is talking from notes. If it's not on the list he just won't see it.

I'm going to listen to this before the first game of the season and hope it gets me going

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Vg4uyYwEk

Originally Posted by Kidnapper

From your London bedsit watching the game on a snide stream.

Problem?