£12m for Owen?

Originally Posted by koppas

Not at all mate. Whilst standing in a queue. He was there with Stephen Hunt and Bobby Convey.

Me: "Alright Leroy"
(stares)
Me: "Alright"
Lita: "I ain't Leroy".
Me: "Yeah you are".
Lita: "No I aint".
Me: "Mate, I was at the Madjeski last week. I know who you are. Just wanted wanted to say hello".
Lita: "My name is Dave".
Me: "@#%&!".

Walk off.

You: "Leroy...Leroy Lita, is that you?!"
(stares.....and stares)
You: "...Leroy??"
Lita: "*sigh* Where do you want me to sign?".
You: "erm erm, can you sign this?".
(take off right trainer and hand it to him)
Lita: "I'm not signing that, it stinks..".
You: "Mate, I sprayed it with lynx before i left".
Lita: "Get lost, tramp".
You: "@#%&!".

Originally Posted by dakpul

You: "Leroy...Leroy Lita, is that you?!"
(stares.....and stares)
You: "...Leroy??"
Lita: "*sigh* Where do you want me to sign?".
You: "erm erm, can you sign this?".
(take off right trainer and hand it to him)
Lita: "I'm not signing that, it stinks..".
You: "Mate, I sprayed it with lynx before i left".
Lita: "Get lost, tramp".
You: "@#%&!".

Actually dakkers, now you mention that, it is all coming back to me...

Originally Posted by koppas

Actually dakkers, now you mention that, it is all coming back to me...

I was there

Darren Bents shit.

you know the rules...c'mon.........link