Hernandez

Originally Posted by dunk

He's a top young player that has been £#%&!ed about all over the show and slagged to high heaven by the brainless £#%&!ing mongs in United's support (Hi Kev) for doing what's asked of him. He is the £#%&!ing least of United's problems, fact.

Moyes is a c**k.

get off his dick you £#%&!tard he's crap and should be sent back to Sunderland asap

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

get off his dick you £#%&!tard he's crap and should be sent back to Sunderland asap

You're crap and should be sent back to Rangers ASAP you £#%&!ing clueless #@&%!.

Wooooooah.

'Sent back' insults...,,

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Wooooooah.

'Sent back' insults...,,

He started it, I'm pulling no punches

9th goal of the season today. Still not looking himself, heartwarming smile gone etc.
Will be s2c him go.

A decent back-up striker, nothing more.

At times his link-up play and first-touch are shocking. Nice lad, but I'd hate to have to rely on him being our only fit striker.

If we could combine his eye for goal along with Welbeck's athleticism and ability to control and carry the ball, we'd have a hell of a player.

Unfortunately we've got one who is useless outside the 6 yard box and runs like forrest gump with those braces on his legs, but gobbles up all the half chances like a predator. Then the other who couldn't finish a £#%&!ing crossword but glides about the rest of the pitch with the ball at feet.

Tbf a great first touch well outside the box from Chicharito is the reason Javi Martinez is suspended for Wednesday.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Tbf a great first touch well outside the box from Chicharito is the reason Javi Martinez is suspended for Wednesday.

I don't think it was a great first touch. It was a very good turn but the touch on the ball was still very poor

There is a correlation of @#%&!ty haircuts and players who need to sort it out at OT IMHO. If clevs fellani and welbeck all got boneheads, I believe they would be improved footballers.

A really annoying thing about Wellbeck is his £#%&!ing habit of laughing and grinning like a #@&%! every time he blasts the £#%&!ing ball into the stands or over the crossbar when he's gifted with a chance on goal.

Stop that you £#%&!ing little scrawny Jack Skellington £#%&!er.

Originally Posted by DakotaFredsBigShoe

There is a correlation of @#%&!ty haircuts and players who need to sort it out at OT IMHO. If clevs fellani and welbeck all got boneheads, I believe they would be improved footballers.

by that logic, cut your hair and you may become a decent poster

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

by that logic, cut your hair and you may become a decent poster

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

by that logic, cut your hair and you may become a decent poster

Walked into that one tbf.

According to a former red..Welbeck reckons he's made it. England international, scored against Madrid, can turn up late for training etc.
Bet cheech is the first one there setting the cones out.

Originally Posted by rafabio

I don't think it was a great first touch. It was a very good turn but the touch on the ball was still very poor

Can always spot a Chichater

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

by that logic, cut your hair and you may become a decent poster

ears has been on fire lately.

averages 1 in every 2 starts
:mexican:

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

yep. Prefer Chico any day as a centre forward. Welbeck is a fraud most of the time - a striker that doesn't score goals ffs. He's got more ability than Chico tbf but the guy is a loser. Moyes loves him. Says it all.

Welbeck should be one of the best players in the league but for whatever reason his application is clearly not quite right. Huge waste of talent.

exactly.

If he was french and had a head like a lightbulb, he'd be playing for Newcastle by now.

Talking of which.......where is Obertan these days?