Anderson of Porto

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

He's 5' 9" though. The 104th shortest player in the Premier League. On the small side perhaps, but not really short enough for an ironic nickname.

He's not 'Big' though, is he?

Originally Posted by dunk

He's not 'Big' though, is he?

look. he is 'big andy'

deal with it.

Originally Posted by marlo

look. he is 'big andy'

deal with it.

He is not big in any way, except maybe his ego. So no, £#%&! off. Until he earns a nickname such as 'Big Andy' with performances befitting the name, he remains 'vertically challenged, extension wearing, huge arse Andy'. Not as snappy or catchy admittedly, but at least rooted in fact not fiction.

Originally Posted by dunk

He is not big in any way, except maybe his ego. So no, £#%&! off. Until he earns a nickname such as 'Big Andy' with performances befitting the name, he remains 'vertically challenged, extension wearing, huge arse Andy'.

I think "blind Andy" would be more apt after last saturday's performance.

'Carrying the Downs Gene Andy'

Originally Posted by sullers

'Carrying the Downs Gene Andy'

Reported.















How are you sullers?

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

Reported.

How are you sullers?

Splendid. Still running things.

Yourself?

Originally Posted by sullers

Splendid. Still running things.

Yourself?

You posting this from Craven Cottage?

I'm fine.

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

You posting this from Craven Cottage?

I'm fine.

Not yet. Even I don't start that soon.

I am in West London though funnily enough.

Originally Posted by sullers

Not yet. Even I don't start that soon.

I am in West London though funnily enough.

Be sure to keep me posted tomorrow. When the 'MIB' roll into town. If it gets a bit 'on top' let me know.

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

Be sure to keep me posted tomorrow. When the 'MIB' roll into town. If it gets a bit 'on top' let me know.

I still hang with the Jibbers tbh.

Originally Posted by dunk

He is not big in any way, except maybe his ego. So no, £#%&! off. Until he earns a nickname such as 'Big Andy' with performances befitting the name, he remains 'vertically challenged, extension wearing, huge arse Andy'. Not as snappy or catchy admittedly, but at least rooted in fact not fiction.

Glad to see you haven't got a problem with him

Originally Posted by Ether

Glad to see you haven't got a problem with him

I haven't, I'm just not on his dick, unlike some.

Originally Posted by dunk

I haven't, I'm just not on his dick, unlike some.

If you say so.

Originally Posted by Ether

If you say so.

got to agree with dunkers in some respect though. our fans do blinker themselves in some very bizarre fashions at times. if anders was playing for the vermin we would be pissing ourselves at what a waste of money he was. he's obviously a great talent but i just have this feeling that he won't make it at united. hope he proves me wrong but i don't think he'll get the chance if the last half of this season doesn't improve 200%.

Originally Posted by believe

got to agree with dunkers in some respect though. our fans do blinker themselves in some very bizarre fashions at times.

Heinze being a good example. Fair enough, his first season was good and there wasn't too much else to be excited by. But even at his best he was just a hard tackling fullback, not a brilliant footballer as he was made out to be. I think there's initially a degree of the ironic in some of this, which then morphs into something more earnest, if not entirely justified.

Originally Posted by Ether

If you say so.

You keep slurpin' Eth, keep slurpin'

If he was white and from somewhere like Iceland, you would want shut of him for being shit for 3/4's of his United Career thus far.

I just want perspective. He isn't great and shouldn't be a fans favourite, he should be aware that he has a lot to do.

Originally Posted by dunk

You keep slurpin' Eth, keep slurpin'

If he was white and from somewhere like Iceland, you would want shut of him for being shit for 3/4's of his United Career thus far.

I just want perspective. He isn't great and shouldn't be a fans favourite, he should be aware that he has a lot to do.

yep you dont have a problem with him. not at all.

Originally Posted by marlo

yep you dont have a problem with him. not at all.

can you give me more than one reason he should be?

Originally Posted by marlo

yep you dont have a problem with him. not at all.

I don't. I just don't see what he has done to deserve any kind of plaudits. Dicks such as yourself are what causes good young player to become full of themselves, think they have made it and never fulfil their potential.