Fixtures out this week

Christ, already?

Looking forward to another season of complete £#%&!ing shite.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Christ, already?

Looking forward to another season of complete £#%&!ing shite.

I've honestly forgotten why I even started liking this shit.

Then I remembered my uncle taking me to old skoo old Trafford

What has the game become?


EDIT: I actually think it has turned, you know. Proper athletes, now. I think. I'm looking forward to this wc

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Christ, already?

Looking forward to another season of complete £#%&!ing shite.

this this and £#%&!ing this

OT derby in March. V prob won’t be able to win it by then.

11/08/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Leicester City
18/08/2018 15:00 Brighton v Manchester United
25/08/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Tottenham Hotspur
01/09/2018 15:00 Burnley v Manchester United
15/09/2018 15:00 Watford v Manchester United
22/09/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Wolverhampton
29/09/2018 15:00 West Ham United v Manchester United
06/10/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Newcastle United
20/10/2018 15:00 Chelsea v Manchester United
27/10/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Everton
03/11/2018 15:00 A.F.C. Bournemouth v Manchester United
10/11/2018 15:00 Manchester City v Manchester United
24/11/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Crystal Palace
01/12/2018 15:00 Southampton v Manchester United
04/12/2018 20:00 Manchester United v Arsenal
08/12/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Fulham
15/12/2018 15:00 Liverpool v Manchester United
22/12/2018 15:00 Cardiff City v Manchester United
26/12/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Huddersfield Town
29/12/2018 15:00 Manchester United v A.F.C. Bournemouth
01/01/2019 15:00 Newcastle United v Manchester United
12/01/2019 15:00 Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United
19/01/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Brighton
29/01/2019 20:00 Manchester United v Burnley
02/02/2019 15:00 Leicester City v Manchester United
09/02/2019 15:00 Fulham v Manchester United
23/02/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Liverpool
26/02/2019 20:00 Crystal Palace v Manchester United
02/03/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Southampton
09/03/2019 15:00 Arsenal v Manchester United
16/03/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Manchester City
30/03/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Watford
06/04/2019 15:00 Wolverhampton v Manchester United
13/04/2019 15:00 Manchester United v West Ham United
20/04/2019 15:00 Everton v Manchester United
27/04/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Chelsea
04/05/2019 15:00 Huddersfield Town v Manchester United
12/05/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Cardiff City

I love smashing everton in a title decider

Originally Posted by Knockers

OT derby in March. V prob won’t be able to win it by then.

11/08/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Leicester City
18/08/2018 15:00 Brighton v Manchester United
25/08/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Tottenham Hotspur
01/09/2018 15:00 Burnley v Manchester United
15/09/2018 15:00 Watford v Manchester United
22/09/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Wolverhampton
29/09/2018 15:00 West Ham United v Manchester United
06/10/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Newcastle United
20/10/2018 15:00 Chelsea v Manchester United
27/10/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Everton
03/11/2018 15:00 A.F.C. Bournemouth v Manchester United
10/11/2018 15:00 Manchester City v Manchester United
24/11/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Crystal Palace
01/12/2018 15:00 Southampton v Manchester United
04/12/2018 20:00 Manchester United v Arsenal
08/12/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Fulham
15/12/2018 15:00 Liverpool v Manchester United
22/12/2018 15:00 Cardiff City v Manchester United
26/12/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Huddersfield Town
29/12/2018 15:00 Manchester United v A.F.C. Bournemouth
01/01/2019 15:00 Newcastle United v Manchester United
12/01/2019 15:00 Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United
19/01/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Brighton
29/01/2019 20:00 Manchester United v Burnley
02/02/2019 15:00 Leicester City v Manchester United
09/02/2019 15:00 Fulham v Manchester United
23/02/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Liverpool
26/02/2019 20:00 Crystal Palace v Manchester United
02/03/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Southampton
09/03/2019 15:00 Arsenal v Manchester United
16/03/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Manchester City
30/03/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Watford
06/04/2019 15:00 Wolverhampton v Manchester United
13/04/2019 15:00 Manchester United v West Ham United
20/04/2019 15:00 Everton v Manchester United
27/04/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Chelsea
04/05/2019 15:00 Huddersfield Town v Manchester United
12/05/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Cardiff City

Originally Posted by Knockers

OT derby in March. V prob won’t be able to win it by then.

11/08/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Leicester City
18/08/2018 15:00 Brighton v Manchester United
25/08/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Tottenham Hotspur
01/09/2018 15:00 Burnley v Manchester United
15/09/2018 15:00 Watford v Manchester United
22/09/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Wolverhampton
29/09/2018 15:00 West Ham United v Manchester United
06/10/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Newcastle United
20/10/2018 15:00 Chelsea v Manchester United
27/10/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Everton
03/11/2018 15:00 A.F.C. Bournemouth v Manchester United
10/11/2018 15:00 Manchester City v Manchester United
24/11/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Crystal Palace
01/12/2018 15:00 Southampton v Manchester United
04/12/2018 20:00 Manchester United v Arsenal
08/12/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Fulham
15/12/2018 15:00 Liverpool v Manchester United
22/12/2018 15:00 Cardiff City v Manchester United
26/12/2018 15:00 Manchester United v Huddersfield Town
29/12/2018 15:00 Manchester United v A.F.C. Bournemouth
01/01/2019 15:00 Newcastle United v Manchester United
12/01/2019 15:00 Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United
19/01/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Brighton
29/01/2019 20:00 Manchester United v Burnley
02/02/2019 15:00 Leicester City v Manchester United
09/02/2019 15:00 Fulham v Manchester United
23/02/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Liverpool
26/02/2019 20:00 Crystal Palace v Manchester United
02/03/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Southampton
09/03/2019 15:00 Arsenal v Manchester United
16/03/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Manchester City
30/03/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Watford
06/04/2019 15:00 Wolverhampton v Manchester United
13/04/2019 15:00 Manchester United v West Ham United
20/04/2019 15:00 Everton v Manchester United
27/04/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Chelsea
04/05/2019 15:00 Huddersfield Town v Manchester United
12/05/2019 15:00 Manchester United v Cardiff City

who has done that ffs

Originally Posted by puressence

who has done that ffs

Someone ITK - unlike you and your bullshit.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

someone itk - unlike you and your bullshit.

probably get fined for that

Originally Posted by knockers

ot derby in march. V prob won’t be able to win it by then.

11/08/2018 15:00 manchester united v leicester city
18/08/2018 15:00 brighton v manchester united
25/08/2018 15:00 manchester united v tottenham hotspur
01/09/2018 15:00 burnley v manchester united
15/09/2018 15:00 watford v manchester united
22/09/2018 15:00 manchester united v wolverhampton
29/09/2018 15:00 west ham united v manchester united
06/10/2018 15:00 manchester united v newcastle united
20/10/2018 15:00 chelsea v manchester united
27/10/2018 15:00 manchester united v everton
03/11/2018 15:00 a.f.c. Bournemouth v manchester united
10/11/2018 15:00 manchester city v manchester united
24/11/2018 15:00 manchester united v crystal palace
01/12/2018 15:00 southampton v manchester united
04/12/2018 20:00 manchester united v arsenal
08/12/2018 15:00 manchester united v fulham
15/12/2018 15:00 liverpool v manchester united
22/12/2018 15:00 cardiff city v manchester united
26/12/2018 15:00 manchester united v huddersfield town
29/12/2018 15:00 manchester united v a.f.c. Bournemouth
01/01/2019 15:00 newcastle united v manchester united
12/01/2019 15:00 tottenham hotspur v manchester united
19/01/2019 15:00 manchester united v brighton
29/01/2019 20:00 manchester united v burnley
02/02/2019 15:00 leicester city v manchester united
09/02/2019 15:00 fulham v manchester united
23/02/2019 15:00 manchester united v liverpool
26/02/2019 20:00 crystal palace v manchester united
02/03/2019 15:00 manchester united v southampton
09/03/2019 15:00 arsenal v manchester united
16/03/2019 15:00 manchester united v manchester city
30/03/2019 15:00 manchester united v watford
06/04/2019 15:00 wolverhampton v manchester united
13/04/2019 15:00 manchester united v west ham united
20/04/2019 15:00 everton v manchester united
27/04/2019 15:00 manchester united v chelsea
04/05/2019 15:00 huddersfield town v manchester united
12/05/2019 15:00 manchester united v cardiff city

unreal that knockers half hour before the release

pure kicking off because someone cut and pasted the fixture lists before he did.

Are you ok mate?

Originally Posted by Seamus

pure kicking off because someone cut and pasted the fixture lists before he did.

Are you ok mate?

Like his transfer 'scoops'?

I cant see him recovering from this

KICKING OFF

Originally Posted by Seamus

I cant see him recovering from this

Thoughts and prayers with Pure at this time

Great fixtures for United BTW.

Not playing 2 of the other top 6 in a row except in March.

Feb/Mar tough which coincides with the CL knockout stage.

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Feb/Mar tough which coincides with the CL knockout stage.

We won't be there so doesn't matter.

scousers league cup final weekend so may be a midweeker

Originally Posted by wee man

scousers league cup final weekend so may be a midweeker

What I've noticed is considering it's supposed to be a bit random from a computer (I know, I know) is how we're always at home 1st & last game now and we always seem to be at home the two Christmas games. What's that all about?

Originally Posted by Time For Heroes

What I've noticed is considering it's supposed to be a bit random from a computer (I know, I know) is how we're always at home 1st & last game now and we always seem to be at home the two Christmas games. What's that all about?

It's not random at all. That's a myth.

Producing the full Premier League fixture list for 2018/19, which will be announced at 09:00am BST on Thursday 14 June, is no random draw.

It is the result of a meticulous and painstaking process that lasts almost half a year and involves the scheduling of 2,036 matches across the top four divisions in England.

The man behind the list is Glenn Thompson, of Atos, a veteran compiler who has collated about 60,000 matches since taking on the role in 1992. He explains how the list is compiled.

When does the work on the next season's fixture list start?
Glenn Thompson: At the start of the year. That's when I get the playing dates from the Premier League.

The whole thing is built up putting in the international dates from FIFA, then the European club competitions, then the Football Association adds in the dates for its competitions and what you are left with are the dates when you can play league and League Cup matches.

What is "sequencing"?
That's the methodology we use which is all about breaking the season down into a number of constituent parts, which are called sets. We break it down into five sets, which are reversed in the second half of the season.

Are there any rules you have to adhere to?
There are the "golden rules" of sequencing. In any five matches there should be a split of three home fixtures, two away, or the other way around.

Wherever possible a club will not have more than two home or away matches in a row, and will be home and away around FA Cup ties.

We will also strive to prevent any club from having to start or finish the season with two home or two away matches because it would be unfair for a team to finish with two aways, especially if they are looking for points.

Around the Christmas period, if you are at home on Boxing Day you will be away on New Year's Day, or the equivalent date. And we will also try to maintain a Saturday home-away sequence throughout the season wherever possible.

Do clubs from the same area play at home on the same day?
Most clubs will have a partner club they cannot clash with. There are the obvious ones – Manchester United and Manchester City, Liverpool and Everton – and then when you get into London it gets a bit more complex and less obvious.

What happens next?
Around March, the Premier League sends to each of its member clubs a form asking them to fill in three things: 1) Are there any dates you wish not to be at home? That is answered in conjunction with the local police. 2) Which club do you want to pair with? 3) Are there any teams you do not wish to play at home on Boxing Day?

Can you satisfy all of the requests?
From looking at the sequence we know how many of these dates we can meet. When we can't, the Premier League will ask the club which of the requests are most important.

We cannot accommodate everything but, on average, we satisfy higher than 85 per cent every year.

https://www.premierleague.com/news/419044

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Christ, already?

Looking forward to another season of complete £#%&!ing shite.

Can't wait tbh