The Young Guvnors book

Originally Posted by The Watcher

So, Zorg hates violence at football, unless it's lads helping out his father because he's too much of a shithouse to take care of business himself? No wonder he lives in France

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Stoke tipping up at Newcastle under Lyme few years back, 2 bus loads, riot cops, helicopters toe o toe battling.....

So gutted i missed that, was out with some mates in leeds and one of their lot was buzzing about it asking if he could come to a game

Funniest thing was wakefield away and all the "security" for the game were service crew having a look to see how many they'd need to bring to guisley to have a pop a couple of weeks later

Originally Posted by The Watcher

So, Zorg hates violence at football, unless it's lads helping out his father because he's too much of a shithouse to take care of business himself? No wonder he lives in France

Originally Posted by The Watcher

So, Zorg hates violence at football, unless it's lads helping out his father because he's too much of a shithouse to take care of business himself? No wonder he lives in France

How dare you

I live in Withington.

Originally Posted by The Watcher

So, Zorg hates violence at football, unless it's lads helping out his father because he's too much of a shithouse to take care of business himself? No wonder he lives in France

There seems to have been a lot of picking on Zorg recently, not sure I like it tbh...

Originally Posted by dunk

There seems to have been a lot of picking on Zorg recently, not sure I like it tbh...

who's picking on him, ffs? it's just normal fred banter coz we're all such bloody laaaaaaaaaaaaaaads!

Originally Posted by Zorg

How dare you

I've got your number, pal. I bet after the violent thugs had done your job for you, you walked over to your fathers defeated and bloody assailants and gave them a couple of sly kicks. You then claimed to anyone that would listen that you alone were responsible for defeating them. Zorg de Gaulle

Originally Posted by dunk

There seems to have been a lot of picking on Zorg recently, not sure I like it tbh...

Eh up, here comes Zorg's wingman.

Originally Posted by The Watcher

I've got your number, pal. I bet after the violent thugs had done your job for you, you walked over to your fathers defeated and bloody assailants and gave them a couple of sly kicks. You then claimed to anyone that would listen that you alone were responsible for defeating them. Zorg de Gaulle

Didn't know you followed FC.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Didn't know you followed FC.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

Originally Posted by Zorg

better?

Originally Posted by red @rmy

better?

not really worth the wait tbh, pal.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

not really worth the wait tbh, pal.

Depends how long you waited tbh.

Zorg De Gaulle

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

Saaaahnds like you had a right resalt, my san. Top boi!!!

Originally Posted by red @rmy

Best football related book I've read is Col Blaney's Grafters.

It's more about robbing and the like, with smatterings of United.

Top read mind.

Great Book & Great Bloke

Hes been on my radio show

Listen back here

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I met, through business, an (ex) top boy in one of the London firms. Nice enough chap but I particularly liked how every conversation was carried out in onomatopoeia.

"He's gone bosh and I've gone wollup ven we've all gone faaaack, then smash. Faackin ell, bam, bam, it's fackin' moody as fack nah. All of a sadden, bang, bang, whop."

It was like a particularly nawty episode of old school Batman.

Originally Posted by DuanePipe

I met, through business, an (ex) top boy in one of the London firms. Nice enough chap but I particularly liked how every conversation was carried out in onomatopoeia.

"He's gone bosh and I've gone wollup ven we've all gone faaaack, then smash. Faackin ell, bam, bam, it's fackin' moody as fack nah. All of a sadden, bang, bang, whop."

It was like a particularly nawty episode of old school Batman.