So... We must have £100m to spend

Why don't we just use the 100m to buy Newcastle United outright?

Originally Posted by dunk

Not. A. £#%&!ing. Chance.

First one we got to will demand £80m.

We will struggle to sign anyone. I can almost hear Valencia's price rising as I type.

Lavezzi, De Rossi, Benzema.

Kaka and Gareth Barry please.





Oh, and Carlton Cole, too.

Not 100% confident that SAF will choose to re-build.

He'll most probs buy one player and call it a day.

But in my ideal world I'd want;

Benzema/Zlatan
De Rossi
A winger that's not Valencia

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I've been reading to many of your posts

Having said that, Benzema's price is apparently £60m now, so I'm not far off.

Originally Posted by dunk

I've been reading to many of your posts

Having said that, Benzema's price is apparently £60m now, so I'm not far off.

I wasjoking mate. I've been acting like a hysterical tosser mostly for my own, and the forum's, amusement.

Sensible head back on now.

Ribery 7/4 favourite to be at club at start of season.

Originally Posted by Ether

I love this idea

I 2nd this notion. That, would literally make me urinate in my boxers with laughter.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I agree to an extent, but we've left ourselves with the best part of 3 months now to sort something out which is very good imho.

We'll get the right players for us, and as we've showed with yorke, berbatov, rooney etc etc when we want the right player -we'll pay the money. And we've got a lot of that at the moment.

aside from the the huge amount we'd have had anyway to spend (something like £50m for just BEING in the champions league final) we now have this on top. Plus ronaldo's £120,000 a week wages. We can afford to really go out and get the players we want and need.

summer will hopefully be good!

You have veered from sublime doomlordary to ridiculous gaylordary in the space of 2 days. Magnificent, I salute you.

Fergie's chum, David Meek, has just suggested that we'll certainly pay for Tevez now.

Originally Posted by shadowplay

Fergie's chum, David Meek, has just suggested that we'll certainly pay for Tevez now.

I'd be gutted if that's true.

Originally Posted by shadowplay

Fergie's chum, David Meek, has just suggested that we'll certainly pay for Tevez now.

OH £#%&! OFF.

That is a perfect week completed. as £#%&!.

Bayern rejected a £63m offer for him apparently, now if the Ronaldo stuff turned out to be true, don't see why this shouldnt have a shred of truth.

they don't like us, shafted us over hargo and will double shaft us for ribery who they probably feel is just as good as ronaldo so will demand a similar fee.

We can't splash the ronaldo fee on just 1 player (and a cheap sidekick)

Originally Posted by shadowplay

Fergie's chum, David Meek, has just suggested that we'll certainly pay for Tevez now.

If that comes out of the £80m then I'll be pissed off.

If there was money already set aside then it's ok I suppose.

Originally Posted by shadowplay

Fergie's chum, David Meek, has just suggested that we'll certainly pay for Tevez now.

Yep.

We're £#%&!ed if we do imo. Signing an average striker and probably 1-2 £15m type players, Fergie will say he's happy with the squad.

People won't realise Tevez can't count as a £#%&!ing signing, he's been here for 2 years.

was nailed on for 30 pieces of silver.

He doesn't want to play in England anyway. Said so last week.

We will not be signing him.

Or Benzema

Get £#%&!ing Used To it.

Originally Posted by dunk

You have veered from sublime doomlordary to ridiculous gaylordary in the space of 2 days. Magnificent, I salute you.

I get very defiant when I think people are writing us off. (not united fans, the abu's)

I feel a great "let's £#%&!ing show these @#%&!s" attitude.

They're all going to write us off, again.

We're going to come out swinging, again.

20m for a striker of Tevez ability is good imo.

We'd still be left with a fair chunk to spend.

Plus with manucho and fraizer going that should give us about 12-14mil more.