Kagawa stuns Manchester United with 'bleep test' performance

Originally Posted by Tronics

i know he was shit but it was a shame we didn't play him in his favoured position

As if we'd ever £#%&!ing do that with any player

Originally Posted by RedMenace

23 or higher apparently

Standard 20m one only goes up to 21 iirc.

Originally Posted by Liu Jian

But surely it depends on the length. As far as I know there isn't a set distance between start and finish??

Always done it on 20m. Sure that's the standard distance.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

As if we'd ever £#%&!ing do that with any player

odd that isn't it? he plays his best stuff for PSV in the middle of the park. destroys AC Milan in the Champions League (should have scored in that game btw) then we sign him and deploy him as a winger, you couldn't make it up

Originally Posted by Tronics

odd that isn't it? he plays his best stuff for PSV in the middle of the park. destroys AC Milan in the Champions League (should have scored in that game btw) then we sign him and deploy him as a winger, you couldn't make it up

Fergie got slated on here for playing Park central whenever he did

Originally Posted by JakeB

Fergie got slated on here for playing Park central whenever he did

by then it was too late.

but with that being said he must shoulder some blame too. he turned up to United not knowing how to play football for some reason he must've switched with his twin brother on a WUM

park was a great buy, good player for us for several years, fell away in his last year or so.

Originally Posted by Coracao

Standard 20m one only goes up to 21 iirc.

It's like Spinal Tap, this one goes to 23. Tbh, I know nothing about it, I read "above level 23" somewhere earlier.

Originally Posted by JakeB

Fergie got slated on here for playing Park central whenever he did

bang to rights here tbh

just re-reading neville's autobiography and he mentions that the only players who ever 'beat the machine' on the bleep test were becks and erm, dwight yorke.

let's be honest, Kagawa is already dropping off the front, showing for the ball and playing with his back to goal

another two or three months of this and he'll be as predictable as any other poor @#%&! who's had to play off the front in recent years

just get yourself turned Kaggy baby and force a rethink

"I no say *bleep*"


he, like beckham, can run all day because he's a £#%&!ing lightweight.

where's our yaya?

Originally Posted by borsuk

park was a great buy, good player for us for several years, fell away in his last year or so.

This - another player it was trendy to slag off (especially with the stunningly original and perceptive "selling shirts" line )

Originally Posted by fix up look SHARPE

just re-reading neville's autobiography and he mentions that the only players who ever 'beat the machine' on the bleep test were becks and erm, dwight yorke.

Safe to say that would have been during his first season at the club.

Originally Posted by fix up look SHARPE

just re-reading neville's autobiography and he mentions that the only players who ever 'beat the machine' on the bleep test were becks and erm, dwight yorke.

Are we absolutely sure phelan didn't just misread the scores? Perhaps preoccupied by an upcoming biscuit run?

Originally Posted by aardvark

Are we absolutely sure phelan didn't just misread the scores? Perhaps preoccupied by an upcoming biscuit run?

"yep, he scored 23.hobnob gaffer"

Rooney level 1.

Originally Posted by Coracao

Got to level 17 last time I did ot. Then we were told that we had a 2 minute break and had to do it again.

That is Premiership level

Many wondered how United would replace the industry and work rate of Park Ji-Sung, who left to join QPR in a 2.5m pound deal in July, but it would appear the new midfielder has exactly what it takes to go the distance for his new side.

I love how this quote basically says we replaced Park with Kagawa

14.1 when I was 22. Ran approx 2km(a big guess) in one hour last night and can't feel my legs today.