Rooney Watch 2017/18

Originally Posted by Rorschach

Well you can start with 29 years in Irlam - look at what that's already done to the @#%&!.

That's about the only bit we haven't seen yet.

Originally Posted by puressence

love the brad pitts on the forum

Some of us can be picky and are blessed with good looks. Soz.

Originally Posted by shenwen

Jesus Pure, don't need to be Brad Pitt to turn that down. She's an absolute hound by anybody's standards

It's catching.

State of this interview

https://youtu.be/zvUkN7lZFwo

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

State of this interview

https://youtu.be/zvUkN7lZFwo

Ginger growler.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

State of this interview

https://youtu.be/zvUkN7lZFwo

"I'm not attracted to 'solely' footballers...I am a huge fan of any kind of multi-millionaire, it's just that footballers are the only ones stupid enough to fall for this kind of shit."

Originally Posted by wufta

Just type "enlarged hanging dehydrated walnut/ prune mutation thats losing elasticity day by day" into google images.

I got this

Originally Posted by sa7

An utter cretin

As for this tramp, the absolute state of her

Weird belly button. Reckon she's had the fat sucked out.

Originally Posted by Throw

Weird belly button. Reckon she's had the fat sucked out.

otherwise known as a child.

Her PR can paint her face, do her hair and choose her clothes using as many soft, neutral & Earth tones as they want but you can't escape that fact that she's a howling Picasso munter absolutely on the make & desperate to exploit her 15 minutes to the absolute max...

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

otherwise known as a child.

The top and bottom half of her body don't match.

Originally Posted by Rorschach

Her PR can paint her face, do her hair and choose her clothes using as many soft, neutral & Earth tones as they want but you can't escape that fact that she's a howling Picasso munter absolutely on the make & desperate to exploit her 15 minutes to the absolute max...

You could have just said that she's from Irlam pal.

Imagine sitting at home watching that, knowing your marriage is hanging in the balance because of her ffs!

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

You could have just said that she's from Irlam pal.

Aye, I spent 8 years in Irlam. It made Cadishead look good.


[size=0]Actually, I'm out for some BEERS with old MATES in that Irlam on Saturday...

Originally Posted by rogieop

Imagine sitting at home watching that, knowing your marriage is hanging in the balance because of her ffs!

he obviously likes a bit of rough

Originally Posted by silv

he obviously likes a bit of rough

new to scouse ?

Originally Posted by Rorschach

Her PR can paint her face, do her hair and choose her clothes using as many soft, neutral & Earth tones as they want but you can't escape that fact that she's a howling Picasso munter absolutely on the make & desperate to exploit her 15 minutes to the absolute max...

uncanny.

Originally Posted by silv

he obviously likes a bit of rough

So does she apparently.

Subbed off

will be player manager before the season ends and his inevitable firing