trouble in the tunnel!

yes i know it got a mention on the match thread but it deserves it's own thread imo.

arteta got smashed apparently. mou covered in piss and milk. bottles thrown (plastic) and sounds like lukaku was a bit more productive in the afters than in the preceding 90mins
this one's going to run for a while yet. retrospective action ahoy. bottles going to go the way of the wifi and get taken out maybe.

United’s players are understood to feel like the noise from the away dressing room was provocatively loud and, with the door continually being opened, Mourinho appears to have been asking more respect to be shown to the losing team.“you £#%&!ing show respect. Who are you?”

https://www.theguardian.com/football...anchester-city

Normally I'd say fair £#%&!s and we just take it on the chin but I can only imagine what a bunch of helmets City were being post match such is the class of that club.

Anyone got Jesse's snapchat?

There were also reports that Mourinho was struck by a plastic bottle, as well as being squirted with milk, although that has not been confirmed and the Guardian has been told he escaped lightly despite being in the middle of it.

Other players became involved and Romelu Lukaku was said to be prominently involved as the confrontation escalated into something much more serious, described by one person on the scene as being reminiscent of a pub fight.

Good lad.

Hopefully this is the start of a truly poisonous atmosphere between the clubs on and off the pitch for as long as Mourinho is here.

Sounds like Lukaku actually hit a target lol

kompany looks like he's taken a few cracks to the bonce.. well swollen

should have thrown a few stinkbombs in there. double eggy.

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

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This image should be put up in United's dressing room before every game for the remainder of the season. If only to wake up and motivate our comatosed @#%&!s like Martial and Lukuku et al

Originally Posted by Red Santos

This image should be put up in United's dressing room before every game for the remainder of the season. If only to wake up and motivate our comatosed c***s like Martial and Lukuku et al

You think the "Wonderkids" give a £#%&! about it?

They'll put in a few decent performances against some dross and that'll be it.

A squad full of bottlers.

Originally Posted by Red Santos

This image should be put up in United's dressing room before every game for the remainder of the season. If only to wake up and motivate our comatosed @#%&!s like Martial and Lukuku et al

Should get a load of car air fresheners made up with that image and pop them in the club xmas cards. Fine anyone that trolls up to training without one hanging from their rear view mirror.

Should get masks made with that image on and make all the wives and girlfriends wear it during sex and fine anyone who doesn't comply.

Should make all the players get massive tattoos of that image on their backs.

Should make all the players recreate the pose after training sessions while Mourinho sprinkles the tickertape.

Should make all their kids take copies of the image into school to hand out at the gates while saying 'my dad did this'.

fair £#%&!s to city ... some @#%&! should have stuck one on jose

Originally Posted by puressence

fair £#%&!s to city ... some @#%&! should have stuck one on jose

£#%&!ing mess of a human

This is working a treat for Mourinho.

All the talk is this "bust up" and not where it matters the most.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

This is working a treat for Mourinho.

All the talk is this "bust up" and not where it matters the most.

Anyone would think it's a deflection tactic

Originally Posted by Jethro

Anyone would think it's a deflection tactic

The player involved too.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

This is working a treat for Mourinho.

All the talk is this "bust up" and not where it matters the most.

Don't forget we should have had a penalty when Herrera was scythed down.

Nice to see our lads having a go post match

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Don't forget we should have had a penalty when Herrera was scythed down.

Nice to see our lads having a go post match

Sane should've had one late on.

Herrera wasn't a pen for me.

Yeah they really had a go, proper winners.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Sane should've had one late on.

Herrera wasn't a pen for me.

Yeah they really had a go, proper winners.

Herrera’s dive was one of the shittest attempts at a dive I’ve ever seen. Cheating @#%&!

Hopefully Lukaku will get a nice long ban.

Originally Posted by 20 times

Herrera’s dive was one of the shittest attempts at a dive I’ve ever seen. Cheating c***

Booked and rightly so.

He's proper snide is Herrera, seems to have got worse this season.

This incident is where a proper leader at the club will jump in, and calm things down and remind players/manager/coaches of who they're representing. Woodward and the rest of the goon will be looking at the RT numbers.

Did Jesus get booked for his dive?