Michael Owen signs

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

Superb Photoshop there, Marls! Almost looks real. Michael Owen FFS

Clearly Aguero's arms

Originally Posted by Ether

Scouse @#%&!.

Koppas, PM me.

Part 36 isn't scouse, mate.

Originally Posted by Carrick

Part 36 isn't scouse, mate.

Clinical

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

Superb Photoshop there, Marls! Almost looks real. Michael Owen FFS

im honestly flabbergasted.

i cant believe this bullshit.

to quote michael jackson...

'this is it, this is really it'

i see he passed our stringent medicals

wouldnt be suprised in stephen hawkings passed a medical at united.

Originally Posted by marlo

i see he passed our stringent medicals

wouldnt be suprised in stephen hawkings passed a medical at united.

that's made me proper LOL marlo.

Originally Posted by marlo

i see he passed our stringent medicals

wouldnt be suprised in stephen hawkings passed a medical at united.

They probably just did that thing where they tap your knee with a hammer them gave him a well done sticker.

Originally Posted by dunk

Watching United next season was always going to be £#%&!ing painful i that kit, but watching that @#%&! in that kit. £#%&!ing hell.

If he had signed for City we'd be pissing ourselves.

Disagree. I'd have loved to have seen the kids given a real chance next season. The football last year was mostly gash - Rooney given the free role, Rafael and Evra bombing down the flanks, Valencia on the wing and Berbatov finally living up to the standards we expect and the emerging talents of Kiko, Welbeck, Anderson, Tosic etc...it'd have been fantastic, although frustrating at times.

This @#%&! is a waste. He has all of Tevez's negatives with none of the positives imo. And he's an ex vermin bastard.

I reckon he'll be mustard this season while he tries to play his way in to the England squad.

Fergie will then sell him on next summer for £5m as he'll be £#%&!ing shit the season after.

definately picked the wrong day to quit sniffin glue.


this signing has unnerved me.

especially the pic of him in the shirt.

don't know what to think, im half baked and very confused

im going to have some weird dreams tonight.

Look at it this way
As far as next season is concerned he'll be cheaper and more effective than Scholes.

Originally Posted by Gog Coch

Look at it this way
As far as next season is concerned he'll be cheaper and more effective than Scholes.

:£#%&!er:

Originally Posted by marlo

i see he passed our stringent medicals

wouldnt be suprised in stephen hawkings passed a medical at united.

A fair point it has to be said.

lovely teeth

Originally Posted by Sloane

lovely teeth

Tiny #@&%!.

Originally Posted by The Watcher

Disagree. I'd have loved to have seen the kids given a real chance next season. The football last year was mostly gash - Rooney given the free role, Rafael and Evra bombing down the flanks, Valencia on the wing and Berbatov finally living up to the standards we expect and the emerging talents of Kiko, Welbeck, Anderson, Tosic etc...it'd have been fantastic, although frustrating at times.

This @#%&! is a waste. He has all of Tevez's negatives with none of the positives imo. And he's an ex vermin bastard.

It was only the kit I wasn't looking forward to watching, I £#%&!ing hate it.

until today that is, now I have 2 things to not look forward to watching.

Originally Posted by marlo

i see he passed our stringent medicals

wouldnt be suprised in stephen hawkings passed a medical at united.

United must sense the continuing value of these specialists, despite tactical systems that leave scant room for them nowadays. In April Federico Macheda's two goals for the club to date turned impending draws into victories against Sunderland and Aston Villa.

It adds to the burgeoning lore of the Italian to treat those strikes as if they alone had delivered the four-point margin by which United retained the title. Macheda is a mere 17 but there was a reminder there that goalmouth experts can never be wholly obsolete. He may be too young to prosper week after week but Ferguson would like to have a predator on hand who is fully equipped.

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In other news Karim Benzema is looking forward to his new career at Real Madrid