Michael Owen signs

Well personally I'll think he'll give 100% effort for the shirt.















The £#%&!in' England shirt!

If you need a bit of incentive to get behind him, here's a gem from our friends over on RAWK.



It would wind them up no end to see him scoring goals for us, just remember that.

Originally Posted by no fun

@#%&!ing £#%&!ing bastarding @#%&!s


its like paul weller has become lead singer of the clash

He wasnt ?????

Originally Posted by wonky no

what!!?

owen signed

valencia signed

hargreaves almost back to full fitness

still plenty of money for squad improvement

Originally Posted by wonky no

thats better


sparky, it would wind me up even more. i had to listen to chants of 'alan smith' and it made my teeth itch. if i hear his name sang or even a faint clap in his general direction i'd probably cough my brains out.

get that picture out of your avatar ffs.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

get that picture out of your avatar ffs.

Or you'll end up looking like your last avatar, you yonner £#%&!!!!

Minimum wage (£5.73ph) plus £20k per goal.

do you know whats a £#%&!er ?

every monday night I play 5 a side, and we always have a drink and a bit aof a laugh afterwards


on the monday after newcastle got relegated I entertained the chaps with a 10 minute rant about how £#%&!ing shite owen was

how all he ever had was pace and hed lost that

how he cant play against defenders who drop deep

his contribution outside the six yard box is nil




amongst the lads are 3 city fans


I have to face them on monday

Originally Posted by no fun

do you know whats a £#%&!er ?

every monday night I play 5 a side, and we always have a drink and a bit aof a laugh afterwards


on the monday after newcastle got relegated I entertained the chaps with a 10 minute rant about how £#%&!ing shite owen was

how all he ever had was pace and hed lost that

how he cant play against defenders who drop deep

his contribution outside the six yard box is nil




amongst the lads are 3 city fans


I have to face them on monday

Just be honest. You were absolutely right and Fergie is doing a favour for a horse racing buddy.

Originally Posted by no fun

do you know whats a £#%&!er ?

every monday night I play 5 a side, and we always have a drink and a bit aof a laugh afterwards


on the monday after newcastle got relegated I entertained the chaps with a 10 minute rant about how £#%&!ing shite owen was

how all he ever had was pace and hed lost that

how he cant play against defenders who drop deep

his contribution outside the six yard box is nil




amongst the lads are 3 city fans


I have to face them on monday

£#%&! em off in the showers like normal

Originally Posted by HarkNowHear

£#%&! em off in the showers like normal

it might be normal to you................

Originally Posted by no fun

it might be normal to you................

bad thing ?

Originally Posted by HarkNowHear

bad thing ?

one of them has got a #@&%! like a bald bloke in a polo neck jumper, im not going near that

You know it's a shite signing when people have to trot out the old "It will really wind the scousers up...." line.

The same thing was said about Alan Smith. And the bitters are currently saying the same thing about Tevez.

Originally Posted by AKA

Welcome to United Michael.

Can't wait to see his partnership with Rooney flourishing.

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i give this @#%&! about half an hour before somebody (i.e. me) bans him

i cant stop laughing at this picture.

its almost surreal.
all i can think is 'wtf has happened'
i cant believe it.

if i dont laugh ill cry and say somethings about fergie ill regret

Originally Posted by Ether

You know it's a shite signing when people have to trot out the old "Ii will really wind the scousers up...." line.

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http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showpo...51&postcount=4

Marlo, why do you struggle with Multi-Quote?


This signing is dreadful.

£#%&!ing @#%&! Owen.£#%&! off.


I've had to listen to clueless @#%&!s in work all £#%&!ing day saying 'It's a free signing! Great news, he'll score for fun!'....don't people realise who this @#%&! is?

Originally Posted by marlo

Superb Photoshop there, Marls! Almost looks real. Michael Owen FFS