10 English football prospects to get excited about

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

yeeees maaaaaaaate!

bro he is a cockney; says it all, yeah.

yeah, i sound sooooo cockney don't I, ally mcbeal.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

yeah, i sound sooooo cockney don't I, ally mcbeal.

I'd watch your step. Ravvers will tuck you in.

Originally Posted by Coracao

I'd watch your step. Ravvers will tuck you in.

Apparently so. I'm afraid i'm going to have to PM him and apologise.

As we can't be entirely sure who he is on here, I'll just post to whoever seems the most illiterate.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Apparently so. I'm afraid i'm going to have to PM him and apologise.

As we can't be entirely sure who he is on here, I'll just post to whoever seems the most illiterate.

Ravvers = Ginners. Nft

Originally Posted by RedMenace

Ravvers = Ginners. Nft

got to be hasn't it.

reginald. I mean, seriously.

Dear Rav-Man aka tinchy blizzle,

I apologise for suggesting that you were in some way not taking your career at Manchester United seriously. As you may know, we supporters take the business of playing for the reds as a serious honour - one that is to be cherished.

Some scurrilous cads on here made posts in the past suggesting that you were, to coin a phrase, 'acting like a #@&%!'. I now know that this is not the case, because "Manchester" said so. He is obvioulsy 'down' with you and his word, for me, is as good as fact.

Please take this as my sincere apology and please, take care.

Love and kisses,

Sparkles.

7. Eric Dier (Sporting Lisbon)

Yes, that’s right, Sporting Lisbon. Dier moved to Portugal as a boy when his mum got a job there in the run up to Euro 2004. The tall centre back has since captained Sporting Lisbon at every age group and plays like a combination of John Terry and Ricardo Carvalho; comfortable on the ball and a commanding presence at the back. Dier has not represented England yet (despite pledging his allegiance) and only appeared on the FA’s radar when he was part of an Umbro advertising campaign. Sporting often act as a feeder club to Manchester United and don’t be surprised if the Cheltenham boy ends up at Old Trafford at some stage in his career. For the moment though his club are blooding the 16 year old in higher age groups; a sure sign that Pedro Cardoso’s famous academy rates him highly.

Originally Posted by TreeFiddy

Remember reading a thing about him a while back, in the Daily Mail. He's been monitored by Fergie i think, seems inevitable he'll end up with us.

Originally Posted by MrBishi

No, I'm Ravel Morrison

i'm ravel morrison and so is my wife

Originally Posted by RedMenace

Ravvers = Ginners. Nft

What was it Sparky said? "enormous £#%&!ing #@&%!"

Originally Posted by Mancunian Red

Probably the most talked about United prospect I've seen in 40 years.

Giggs, Becks were Curtis, Sammy Mac and of course Rossi were highly talked about but I think Ravel tops the list.

stop being so modest

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I now know that this is not the case, because "Manchester" said so. He is obvioulsy 'down' with you and his word, for me, is as good as fact.

It takes a bigger man to hold his hands up, yhgr.

talking of unfounded internet rumours about certain young players: I hear one of ours was up in court recently connected to I don't know what tbhwittnessintimidation.

daft.

Originally Posted by reem

talking of unfounded internet rumours about certain young players: I hear one of ours was up in court recently connected to I don't know what tbhwittnessintimidation.

daft.

:shakehead:

He's one of those players that needs to be in and around the 1st team asap, get him too busy and too well known to be dicking about with the #@&%!s he currently knocks about with.

Originally Posted by dunk

:shakehead:

He's one of those players that needs to be in and around the 1st team asap, get him too busy and too well known to be dicking about with the #@&%!s he currently knocks about with.

May be a good idea to have someone watching where his money goes too tbh conspiracy to supply.

paul mcguiness (@#%&!) reckons ravvers is the best youngster he has seen in his time at the club

shame he is a head, yo

he must be special if united are putting up with all this shit etc

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

paul mcguiness (@#%&!) reckons ravvers is the best youngster he has seen in his time at the club

shame he is a head, yo

he must be special if united are putting up with all this shit etc

well on the bright side, at least he's not a @#%&! like your nemesis paul.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

paul mcguiness (@#%&!) reckons ravvers is the best youngster he has seen in his time at the club

shame he is a head, yo

he must be special if united are putting up with all this shit etc

If he didn't keep getting into shit such as this and was just playing football, I imagine we would've seen him in the PL by now, at least on the bench. United will keep battling him because there is a special player there, beneath all the bullshit.

Originally Posted by irk

i'm ravel morrison and so is my wife

is he not one of marlo's multiple logins / alter egos?

Originally Posted by dunk

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/footbal...excited-about/



Can't be long until he is in and about the first team now.

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