Happy Birthday Big Dunc

Originally Posted by believe

Careful now mark, this is someone who celebrated his birth with a half of mild.

Never even tasted mild, let alone drank it

Ignore him mark, he's a Johnny Foreigner with a funny coloured #@&%!

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Well if nothing else, knowing he would have been 78 today reminds us he was only 21 when he died

I must admit, for a while I considered the prospect of him being born in January or early February of 1936 which would have made him 22 but then I went and googled it, just like you did.

Originally Posted by MarkG

Liverpool fans bleat on about "5 times" but the fact is if United hadn't lost Edwards and the Babes in Munich they'd have won at least 3 European cups.


I know that's all if buts and maybes but they really were that good.

Vlog it you £#%&!ing #@&%!

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

I must admit, for a while I considered the prospect of him being born in January or early February of 1936 which would have made him 22 but then I went and googled it, just like you did.

Sterling chokes

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Sterling chokes

Could have sworn it was Venables. Take your word for it pal.

Originally Posted by MarkG

Liverpool fans bleat on about "5 times" but the fact is if United hadn't lost Edwards and the Babes in Munich they'd have won at least 3 European cups.


I know that's all if buts and maybes but they really were that good.

How would you know that? How would you even assume it - You´re still wet behind the ears.

Your career in punditry will be in jeopardy if you come across as a bull shitter, and remember, nobody likes or respects a smart ass.

Originally Posted by no fun

So mark, we've discovered your highbrow taste in cinema

What's your favourite band or artiste?

I always quite liked listening to my Dad's eighties music collection.


Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, Cliff Richard - you can't beat a bit of Daddy's home.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

How would you know that? How would you even assume it - You´re still wet behind the ears.

Your career in punditry will be in jeopardy if you come across as a bull shitter, and remember, nobody likes or respects a smart ass.

He's not a red FFs

https://twitter.com/markgoldbridge/status/502539127347486720

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He's not a red FFs

https://twitter.com/markgoldbridge/s...39127347486720

Exactly. Jack of all teams and master of none.

Take that Rodgers

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He's not a red FFs

https://twitter.com/markgoldbridge/s...39127347486720

Yeah you might want to consider that of my 7000 tweets 99.9% of them are pro United. I'd suggest reading them because you'll probably learn something.


And that particular conversation is with Dun! Dun! Dun! A Liverpool fan.


Who, you will notice if you read my tweets, tend to be the target of my abuse. Sometimes you've got to lure them to knock them out.

Originally Posted by MarkG

I always quite liked listening to my Dad's eighties music collection.


Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, Cliff Richard - you can't beat a bit of Daddy's home.

No Queen or Boy George stuff?

Originally Posted by MarkG

Yeah you might want to consider that of my 7000 tweets 99.9% of them are pro United. I'd suggest reading them because you'll probably learn something.


And that particular conversation is with Dun! Dun! Dun! A Liverpool fan.


Who, you will notice if you read my tweets, tend to be the target of my abuse. Sometimes you've got to lure them to knock them out.

You only tweet about united?
Boring £#%&!ing @#%&!

This one being a personal favourite of mine on Mr Carragher

https://twitter.com/Carra23/status/512653693989056513

He got proper Merced on that one. I'd like to give Rio the credit for the joke but as we all know he struggles to string a sentence together.

You're beyond help.

Best of luck.

Nft.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

No Queen or Boy George stuff?

Oh yeah, love Queen. Flash Gordon is one of my all time favourite films. That and Footloose.

Originally Posted by MarkG

Oh yeah, love Queen. Flash Gordon is one of my all time favourite films. That and Footloose.

I'd like to say I was in touch with my feminine side but it was all my Dads influence.


Looking back I think he might have been a bit fruity? Maybe that's why he liked taking me to the football? Those eighties shorts were rather tight as I remember.

Probably better if you don't try your hand at humour Marco.

a. You're simply not amusing
b. Your deficiencies outlined in a. (above) make you seem just a bit sadder