Romelu Lukaku

Originally Posted by dunk

He's had a few tbf, one thing that surprised me a little about him, he can pick a pass/cross occasionally..

Has he?

The fact we're scraping the bottom of the barrel to find a decent pass/cross tells you everything.

Sadly we got what we bought.

Only two forward players who have played 270 minutes in the CL this season have covered less ground than him. One is a wide player (PSV) and the other is Dzeko.

He's 25th in distance covered for all forwards.

He's a limited forward who doesn't even work hard.

Rock bottom.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Has he?

The fact we're scraping the bottom of the barrel to find a decent pass/cross tells you everything.

Sadly we got what we bought.



He's a limited forward who doesn't even work hard.

Rock bottom.

barrel ? u asked i provided

Originally Posted by puressence

barrel ? u asked i provided

Fair play to him for knocking in a bog standard cross. I would ask when the statue goes up but it does every week in the middle of the pitch for 90 minutes.

We're getting exactly what we bought.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Fair play to him for knocking in a bog standard cross. I would ask when the statue goes up but it does every week in the middle of the pitch for 90 minutes.

We're getting exactly what we bought.

bet you lauded the signing at the time.

Originally Posted by silv

bet you lauded the signing at the time.

To be fair to him, he has slated Lukaku going back to 2014 - just checked his post history on him...

Fair play TBR. Called it from day dot.

The hope is, because he does well for his mongy country, other teams will be fooled into taking this pig off our hands when the new manager instantly realises he's a slob

Originally Posted by ScarFace

The hope is, because he does well for his mongy country, other teams will be fooled into taking this pig off our hands when the new manager instantly realises he's a slob

If there's one common theme at United it's that the worst players survive the firesales

Originally Posted by silv

bet you lauded the signing at the time.

Bet I £#%&!ing didn't.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

The hope is, because he does well for his mongy country, other teams will be fooled into taking this pig off our hands when the new manager instantly realises he's a slob

Same is true of our other Belgian, still looks like we are stuck with him forever

He plays like he is still dining on bread and milk the useless £#%&!ing manatee

Originally Posted by Drexl

He plays like he is still dining on bread and milk the useless £#%&!ing manatee

He probably is. People who grow up with shit food tend to like it still. i.e old mongs who think sugar on bread is nice or ketchup butties. £#%&! off.

Crisp butties will always be ace though, and anybody who disagrees is a wrong 'un.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Crisp butties will always be ace though, and anybody who disagrees is a wrong 'un.

Agree with that

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Crisp butties will always be ace though, and anybody who disagrees is a wrong 'un.

Lukaku just lacks the class needed to enjoy a crisp sandwich.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Same is true of our other Belgian, still looks like we are stuck with him forever

You have a gun with one bullet.

Who gets it?

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

You have a gun with one bullet.

Who gets it?

Put their heads together

Dropped Sunday

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

You have a gun with one bullet.

Who gets it?

Turn it on myself.

Because I couldn’t live in a world where I let one of the shits live.

Originally Posted by sa7

Turn it on myself.

Because I couldn’t live in a world where I let one of the shits live.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

You have a gun with one bullet.

Who gets it?

Mourinho