Media coverage of United's injuries

Some of you have been crying out for this to get headlines.

You should be more careful what you wish for.

Still, at least you can concentrate your efforts into moaning about how this is the first time they've noticed our injuries.

Or something.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

Some of you have been crying out for this to get headlines.

You should be more careful what you wish for.

Still, at least you can concentrate your efforts into moaning about how this is the first time they've noticed our injuries.

Or something.

tbpf/h its taken our entire first team squad of defenders bar Kenny E to go down to elicit a few column inches on the subject

I don't think a top side has ever had all centre backs, all right backs and the back up left back out at the same time?

Never forget Throb, this is the same media that told us Liverpool were "DECIMATED" when they had 2, maybe 3, first teamers out

Originally Posted by florentino ariza

tbpf/h its taken our entire first team squad of defenders bar Kenny E to go down to elicit a few column inches on the subject

I don't think a top side has ever had all centre backs, all right backs and the back up left back out at the same time?

Chelsea had defensive problems a few years ago, albeit nothing like ours, and I remember it was talked about all the time in the media and used as an excuse when they drew a couple of games and lost to Fulham iirc.

Originally Posted by florentino ariza

tbpf/h its taken our entire first team squad of defenders bar Kenny E to go down to elicit a few column inches on the subject

I don't think a top side has ever had all centre backs, all right backs and the back up left back out at the same time?

Not to mention no-one in the history of football has had the numbers and sheer quality of defenders in the squad that we have. 5 of those injured would get in 18 of the other teams In the league and every other side in Europe

Good ol' Wenger:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...ne-Wenger.html

Originally Posted by Liu Jian

Good ol' Wenger:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...ne-Wenger.html

Wenger thinks injuries, tough tackling and the weather are freak factors that should have no bearing on football matches. He seems unable to understand that they are all things you have to cope with as a manager.

Originally Posted by Liu Jian

Good ol' Wenger:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...ne-Wenger.html

The win came at a price though as William Gallas (hamstring), Emmanuel Eboue (muscle), Armand Traore (hamstring), Andrey Arshavin (ankle) and Tomas Rosicky (groin) all picked up injuries during the match.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

Some of you have been crying out for this to get headlines.

You should be more careful what you wish for.

Still, at least you can concentrate your efforts into moaning about how this is the first time they've noticed our injuries.

Or something.

stop looking at your arse.

My manager at work today:

"I see your lot are moaning again about injuries..."
"Er, I don't hear anyone moaning?"
"The size of your squad you have no excuse. You have loads of midfielders."
"I don't see why that is relevant."
"Your whinging because you have a couple of defenders out.."
"A couple? You mean nine..."
"See your whinging about it now"
"I give up".

#@&%!.

Originally Posted by koppas

My manager at work today:

"I see your lot are moaning again about injuries..."
"Er, I don't hear anyone moaning?"
"The size of your squad you have no excuse. You have loads of midfielders."
"I don't see why that is relevant."
"Your whinging because you have a couple of defenders out.."
"A couple? You mean nine..."
"See your whinging about it now"
"I give up".

#@&%!.

Tell him that you don't care how many stars he's got and kick him in the shins.

Originally Posted by koppas

My manager at work today:

"I see your lot are moaning again about injuries..."
"Er, I don't hear anyone moaning?"
"The size of your squad you have no excuse. You have loads of midfielders."
"I don't see why that is relevant."
"Your whinging because you have a couple of defenders out.."
"A couple? You mean nine..."
"See your whinging about it now"
"I give up".

#@&%!.

Murder him in cold blood.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Never forget Throb, this is the same media that told us Liverpool were "DECIMATED" when they had 2, maybe 3, first teamers out

Decimated means 1 in 10 removed so 2 or 3 from 11 is far worse than simply "decimated"

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

Decimated means 1 in 10 removed so 2 or 3 from 11 is far worse than simply "decimated"

Soz to be pedantic, but the alternate meaning is 9 out of 10

Anyway, as you know £#%&!ing well mate, the complete spazzbrain(s) using the term in this instance wouldn't have had the foggiest what it "really" meant, nor would they have been arsed even in the extremely unlikely event that they did.

So, ner

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Soz to be pedantic, but the alternate meaning is 9 out of 10

Anyway, as you know £#%&!ing well mate, the complete spazzbrain(s) using the term in this instance wouldn't have had the foggiest what it "really" meant, nor would they have been arsed even in the extremely unlikely event that they did.

So, ner

BRL seems to think he's some sort of Oliver "Brainbox" Gill ffs.

Last season this back 4 had a particularly hairy day at home to Villa.

OShea Evans Neville Evra


Just hope the 4 goal average keeps up

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

BRL seems to think he's some sort of Oliver "Brainbox" Gill ffs.

he's right, though. killing every tenth legionnaire might work as a motivational tool, wiping out 90% of your own army is not really going to do much good.

Originally Posted by Stickman

Last season this back 4 had a particularly hairy day at home to Villa.

OShea Evans Neville Evra


Just hope the 4 goal average keeps up

i wonder what villa will be doing this week in training.

they'll be crossing it from the half way line.

nft.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Tell him that you don't care how many stars he's got and kick him in the shins.

You absolute bastard.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Murder him in cold blood.

I'm thinking up a devilish plan as I post. It may take a while...

Originally Posted by El Chalten

i wonder what villa will be doing this week in training.

they'll be crossing it from the half way line.

nft.

Just hope someone has the nous to nudge Carew this time before he can get up for headers.