Rasmus Hojlund?

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

So good.

How long until he's driving on the pavement in a Roller?

Give it six months until he does something ridiculous off the pitch.

We’re not allowed to have nice things anymore.

That second goal should be huge cause for optimism.

Cracking strikers' goal and ice cold finish.

Will ultimately be crushed by the pressure we'll unfairly heap on him

Looks a supreme talent. He is only 20 though and we have no credible back up at all

Can see him getting injured soon...

Martial’s smile when he scored was almost ominous.
Enjoy it while it lasts, kid. You’ll be one of us soon.

He is a young player. We have to expect irregular performances. Yesterday he was brilliant. Other games he won’t be as good. Just hope there isn’t so much pressure out on him by fans when he does put in the odd poor performance.

Gonna be a real top talent . The finish, a proper CF finish. I can’t remember the last time I saw one of our strikers not try to thunder @#%&! the ball in from 10 yards out . (I know he did this too but he did it at the right moment)

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Martial’s smile when he scored was almost ominous.
Enjoy it while it lasts, kid. You’ll be one of us soon.

RVN mark 2. Even the belligerent side.

a nugget of sweet corn

Originally Posted by Finport Red

RVN mark 2. Even the belligerent side.

i see a rooney/ruud hybrid

Originally Posted by Finport Red

RVN mark 2. Even the belligerent side.

A really fast RVN.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Lovely run and finish for the second, unlucky tonight, didn't deserve to lose....

plus a Ruud type finish for the off-side one, the lad looks good.

zero worries about this guy. this is like real signing benzema. hopefully he'll be here for years.

Originally Posted by armchair

zero worries about this guy. this is like real signing benzema. hopefully he'll be here for years.

If we get Qatar in, we can get a few Galacticos around him and he can become a 30+ goals a season beast.

Tricky to give him nickname which is vital. Can't 'y' or 'ers' him easily

Originally Posted by est.1878

Tricky to give him nickname which is vital. Can't 'y' or 'ers' him easily

I’ve taken to calling him Mus cos that was my pals name who sadly passed a few years ago and i loved that guy.

great hat-trick last night
rooney esque turkish debut

Originally Posted by est.1878

Tricky to give him nickname which is vital. Can't 'y' or 'ers' him easily

I call him Max.

Originally Posted by united_1878

i see a rooney/ruud hybrid

Yup, said the same last night.

He looks the real deal nqat.

https://twitter.com/UtdPlug/status/1712095509970571410