*The 2016 Match Thread* Manchester United v Crystal Palace 20/04/16

Lingard offers nothing going forward. Safety first every time

£#%&! me. Brilliant that was. Get the ball 30 yards from their goal, it ends up back in our half with rooney who bangs it out for a palace goal kick.

£#%&! this shit.

£#%&! off Gerrard

Sniders is the worst culprit for our cowardly back pass habit

Meanwhile Darmian is making zaha look like ronnie

There's £#%&!ing clingfilm over the goals

lol @ our corners

Rooney just allowed to run 60 yards untouched through the middle of the pitch and set up a chance with a simple pass

Come on Utd, should be scoring 5 against this lot tonight, playing some good stuff up to a point.

£#%&! off with the stupid short corners. Just wallop it against the first man as usual

that is a shocking foul. blatant red

Clear red that, awful decision.

Two footed lunge

Now Mata, could've turned and played it thru but opts to pass 20 yes back and keep the pressure on the defence

You kidding me Ref?

That was a £#%&!ing red, in the name of jumping Christ

Since Furgle retired we've had £#%&!-all from refs

Some good moments but we're struggling to kill the game.

Need to commit more men forward and we'll spank these.

Better performance on the whole but for £#%&!'s sake score some £#%&!ing goals

Watching this in foreign, and missed the booking.

Louise says it wasn't that high.

What did the commentators make of it?

Tells you everything that when presented with a team begging to be £#%&!ed that the only person who scored is one of their own players. United going forward continually making the wrong decisions, playing like a bunch of strangers.

Some nice football, just not the killer instinct you hope for. These 2 games against Villa and Palace were a great chance to gain some confidence and to up the goal difference. Need to take advantage in the second half as this Palace team look like a side with one eye on the weekend.

Darmian having an interesting night, Zaha causing him a lot of problems but he is doing ok going forward, most of his better attacking performances have come from left back.