Motd 22/3/15

Surprised Dixon didn't get a cameo to explain how Mata shinned it

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Loathe him. Looks like he should work on an oil tanker or something -permanently below deck deafened by the engines and institutionalised by his surroundings. Gorging on rust. Reacts like a terrified vampire when he (annually) comes into contact natural light.

Hard to believe that he and Nosferatu Shelvey were in the same team - a gruesome duo Hammer horror double act that would have given Vincent Price and Peter Cushing a decent run for their vampire hunting money.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Loathe him. Looks like he should work on an oil tanker or something -permanently below deck deafened by the engines and institutionalised by his surroundings. Gorging on rust. Reacts like a terrified vampire when he (annually) comes into contact natural light.

He'd be perfect in a remake of das boot

Originally Posted by irk

He'd be perfect in a remake of das boot

What, as a torpedo?

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Hard to believe that he and Nosferatu Shelvey were in the same team - a gruesome duo Hammer horror double act that would have given Vincent Price and Peter Cushing a decent run for their vampire hunting money.

Originally Posted by irk

He'd be perfect in a remake of das boot

I think you're missing a trick here. the post apocalyptic New Bad Future films would be a perfect vehicle for their talents.

Originally Posted by Fat Al

What, as a torpedo?

ffs