Juan Mata

Originally Posted by Crumps

Will be some Renters outraged at all this Helicopter talk.

Originally Posted by Neo

"Now I know you were probably surprised by last night's result, but I can only tell you that there's going to be more nights like that going forward".

"It's going to get a lot worse before it gets any better. Hope those words of wisdom have inspired you? If not well, we've got Steve Round - who worked with Jim Smith & Ron Skarsdale at Bristol Town in their 1989 (nearly) promotion season. We've also got Jimmy Lumsden, Ruprecht Neville & Chris £#%&!ing Woods to get your juices flowing.."

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

"It's going to get a lot worse before it gets any better. Hope those words of wisdom have inspired you? If not well, we've got Steve Round - who worked with Jim Smith & Ron Skarsdale at Bristol Town in their 1989 (nearly) promotion season. We've also got Jimmy Lumsden, Ruprecht Neville & Chris £#%&!ing Woods to get your juices flowing.."

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

"that's what we do at Manchester United. We'll do everything we can to pass the medical"

Originally Posted by Neo

"Now I know you were probably surprised by last night's result, but I can only tell you that there's going to be more nights like that going forward".

£#%&!ing hell.

He's arrived

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

"It's going to get a lot worse before it gets any better. Hope those words of wisdom have inspired you? If not well, we've got Steve Round - who worked with Jim Smith & Ron Skarsdale at Bristol Town in their 1989 (nearly) promotion season. We've also got Jimmy Lumsden, Ruprecht Neville & Chris £#%&!ing Woods to get your juices flowing.."

Originally Posted by Pop

He's arrived

First player to have a medical at the new facilities

What could go wrong?

United's new doctor introduces himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGYpsNpg1bw

Originally Posted by Pop

He's arrived

Poor bastard. He doesn't deserve this.

Originally Posted by The Watcher

Poor bastard. He doesn't deserve this.

don't worry, he won't see it

when is it going to be announced ffs

When is the scarf shot ffs

Originally Posted by Sparky***

"Right Juan, let's go and see if we can try and do this medical. That's all we can do, just try and pass the next medical and see where we go from there."

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

"that's what we do at Manchester United. We'll do everything we can to pass the medical"

Originally Posted by Neo

"Now I know you were probably surprised by last night's result, but I can only tell you that there's going to be more nights like that going forward".

quality lads!

the alcantara/fabregas threads were way too serious, this is a definite return to form

Wenger: "I am surprised. Juan Mata is a great player and they sell a great player to a direct opponent."

Originally Posted by janners

when is it going to be announced ffs

Probably be the usual dragged out Utd bullshit.

Medical taking place, update expected at 4pm. 4pm passes, some suited @#%&! representing Utd announces medical will continue tomorrow, tomorrow passes, signing announced some time Saturday evening. Fee of £44.5m

Originally Posted by Liu Jian

Wenger: "I am surprised. Juan Mata is a great player and they sell a great player to a direct opponent."

That's taken massively out of context.

Wenger was complaining about the fact that we've played Chelsea twice already whilst we've only played them, City, the dippers etc... once.

His argument is that it's unfair because this is beneficial to Chelsea as United should be stronger with Mata.

The same argument can be made about domestic loans. Giving Everton Lukaku means he makes Everton stronger against Arsenal. He can't play against Chelsea as they own his registration.

He actually makes a fair point.

Is it done yet this £#%&!ing deal!?

Originally Posted by Barcabal

Is it done yet this £#%&!ing deal!?

No news expected until this evening according to TalkSport.

****BREAKING NEWS******

Ed Woodward withdraws cash offer for Mata and offers some magic beans instead.