Brentford v Manchester United - PL 30/03/2024 8pm KO - Official Match Thread

This is Rashford at his worst - now bound to notch

And to think I missed the final of gladiators and Michael McIntyre for this

Originally Posted by marlo

people forgetting we were largely shit against Liverpool..::

we are shit under this clueless manager and don’t show any improvement at any point.

Originally Posted by no fun

And to think I missed the final of gladiators and Michael McIntyre for this

Did he win it?

As usual away from home, the opposition keeper may as well be on a sunbed.

11 shots to our 2 so far. Embarrassing.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Did he win it?

If he participated I’m hoping he had a fall from a high platform and the safety net failed

This is £#%&!ing diabolical

This is a difficult watch.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

This is where we’re at our best. Backs against the wall. Total underdogs. We’re like Rocky Balboa. Just when you think we’re done - crash! Bang! Wallop! We wait. We prey. We pounce. We score.

We move

Think i'd play Antony over Rashford atm

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

We move

We’re really missing Martinez. Would be 0-0 if he was playing.

clear through ball to rasmus. rashford hesitates, then shoots.

When practicing defending corners (assuming we do) does ETH think “well rashford strolls round like he’s a Ket addict, let’s put him on their top scorer”?

£#%&! me the decision making

All your weight on your back foot but in loads of space? Don’t worry about taking a touch try a first time pass on the halfway line and give it away.

Faced up by multiple defenders and you’re utter shit at dribbling? Steam right into them.

Full back has all the technical ability of an octopus falling out of a tree? Let’s pop him into midfield as often as possible.

Is Onana ever going to show us he’s actually a ball playing GK week in week out?

Rashford surely is going to be found out soon, he’s so £#%&!ing lazy & greedy. Nightmare teammate.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

As usual away from home, the opposition keeper may as well be on a sunbed.

Originally Posted by believe

We’re really missing Martinez. Would be 0-0 if he was playing.

yep the sole reason we are shit is Martinez according to some on here

Originally Posted by NedKelly

This is where we’re at our best. Backs against the wall. Total underdogs. We’re like Rocky Balboa. Just when you think we’re done - crash! Bang! Wallop! We wait. We prey. We pounce. We score.

Yep, this is when United come alive. In the cauldron atmosphere of west London, against the mighty bees. A team filled with players who can beat a team on the strength of their reputation alone. Hamlet, Wissa, Toneh…..Lewis-Potter.

It’s difficult when we’re up against all of that but we all know how we turn it on when we’re against those kind of odds.