Gareth Bale Welcome To Manchester

Woody is such a berk.

Could've been a mildly interesting story had Mourinho not been captured on camera trying to tap monkey man up.

Wasn't Anti Neymar the Fulham goalkeeper?

Originally Posted by andyroo

Wasn't Anti Neymar the Fulham goalkeeper?

https://youtu.be/tvreCDC61Zw

All agreed ...

Originally Posted by djsst

dogs love surface nqat

Originally Posted by puressence

All agreed ...

According to some Spanish transfer website and reported in the Daily Star. Well read.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

According to some Spanish transfer website and reported in the Daily Star. Well read.

"Read"

3 years too late. Now we get a talented perma-crock.

Would be classic United to do this deal now.

Going down the galactico root, the Aldi version.

Ah it’s that time again is it.

This @#%&!’s missed 40 out of Madrid’s last 60 games or something.

He’s finished.

There is no way Woody would sanction it. He has a dreadful injury record at RM and i'm going to guess their medical staff are better than ours.

Originally Posted by tatty

There is no way Woody would sanction it. He has a dreadful injury record at RM and i'm going to guess their medical staff are better than ours.

Done deal then, eh?

Originally Posted by tatty

There is no way Woody would sanction it. He has a dreadful injury record at RM and i'm going to guess their medical staff are better than ours.

Plus he's on silly wages and a long contract. Much more than Rooney ever was. This is why Real are trying to get rid.

Edit

“Real Madrid and Gareth Bale have agreed to the extension of the player’s contract, which ties him to the club until June 30, 2022,” read a club statement.

Negotiations over an extension have been continuing for several months between Real and Bale’s representative, Jonathan Barnett, with an agreement reached a few weeks ago. It is understood the contract is worth more than £600,000 a week before tax with the buyout clause set at €1bn (£900m). It is believed to be one of the biggest in the history of the sport. That is the equivalent to around £350,000 a week after tax, more than the estimated £288,000 Real pay Cristiano Ronaldo

Can easily see Niles bidding €1bn for a crock tbh.

Originally Posted by flixton

Plus he's on silly wages and a long contract. Much more than Rooney ever was. This is why Real are trying to get rid.

Edit

Hard to believe innit/or not

If anybody’s gormless enough to take him off their hands...

Done dealio?

Originally Posted by Zorg

Can easily see Niles bidding €1bn for a crock tbh.

Yes, I find the idea woowar wouldn't be attracted to this sort of empty gesture rather endearing tbh.

He can £#%&! off. Turned us down twice already and yet we want to sign him now he is permanently crocked.