100000000000001 Great comedy Man City moments

Elite Squad, ho!



That is one of the best things I've ever heard. Only city ffs

elite in an non elite sort of way, like it.

Originally Posted by dunk

You have no £#%&!ing idea.

There is one who walks through our office everyday and asks the United fans in here who we have bought or if we have bought anyone else yet, then stands taking the piss out of the 'fact' no one wants to play for us anymore and we can't buy anyone and how it is only City who are worth joining, then walks off singing about whichever shit player they have just purchased.

They are £#%&!ers.

Fire axe between the shoulder blades?

Elite Squad!

City’s Elite Squad – formerly known as the club’s Reserve side

Originally Posted by Zorg

tbf, I'd be gutted if the bitters did sign The Thundercats

elite squad ffs

sometimes i swear the whole of ciddehs existence, the 100+ odd years of it, has all just been one huge windup

quality topic btw

ricky hatton is refusing to renew his exec box at wastelands due to price increases

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news...cle529671.html

Originally Posted by Camel

ricky hatton is refusing to renew his exec box at wastelands due to price increases

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news...cle529671.html

Ricky £#%&!ing 'top blue me' hatton. Yeah, he's short of a few quid isn't he.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Ricky £#%&!ing 'top blue me' hatton. Yeah, he's short of a few quid isn't he.

it is a bit of a price hike for money no object FC

“All he wants to do on a Saturday afternoon or a Tuesday night is go to City and watch the game with his pals, and he is really disappointed that he won’t be able to that this season.

thought europa league was on a thursday?

Originally Posted by thatsfuctit

it is a bit of a price hike for money no object FC

Honestly cant wait for the @#%&!s to implode.

“But it’s not that easy for Ricky. He can’t just get a seat in the stand and queue on the concourse for a cup of tea at half-time like normal people because of who he is.

“He loves his fans, but he would never get a chance to watch and enjoy the game if he was sat in the middle of them.

What a load of shite.

Any mention been made of what they've done to Hyde United yet?

In exchange for city playing their reserve games at Ewen Fields & their community section sponsoring them, Hyde Utd have - by pure coincidence - dropped 'United' from their name and changed their colours from red to blue.


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Originally Posted by MrBishi

Any mention been made of what they've done to Hyde United yet?

In exchange for city playing their reserve games at Ewen Fields & their community section sponsoring them, Hyde Utd have - by pure coincidence - dropped 'United' from their name and changed their colours from red to blue.


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Love tradition in football. Shame they've gone that route. typical insecure city though, they dont care about winning anything, cook would be over themoon to finish 15th if we finished 16th.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Love tradition in football. Shame they've gone that route. typical insecure city though, they dont care about winning anything, cook would be over themoon to finish 15th if we finished 16th.

at least they are writing history like cook said

Originally Posted by Camel

ricky hatton is refusing to renew his exec box at wastelands due to price increases

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news...cle529671.html

He's a closet red is old ricky...

Originally Posted by MrBishi

In exchange for city playing their reserve games at Ewen Fields

You mean 'Elite Squad'

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

He's a closet red is old ricky...

No he's not.

Originally Posted by dunk

You have no £#%&!ing idea.

There is one who walks through our office everyday and asks the United fans in here who we have bought or if we have bought anyone else yet, then stands taking the piss out of the 'fact' no one wants to play for us anymore and we can't buy anyone and how it is only City who are worth joining, then walks off singing about whichever shit player they have just purchased.

They are £#%&!ers.

i did some work experience at debenhams in the stock room, there was a lad there who kept singing about how they're gonna be taking over the world and buy messi and torres. he was honestly pushing 40 the sad @#%&!