Tomorrows headlines....

Originally Posted by signed dc

Lahm to the Slaughter

Now that one I like.

Muller Cornered

United crash out as Thomas Muller scores freak last minute winner directly from corner

Ginlarde found dead of self asphyxiation

No fun tells another shit joke

You swine steiger

after he maims giggs.

Originally Posted by Sullingtons

Mail - 'Manchester United gives you cancer'.

Originally Posted by signed dc

Muller Cornered

United crash out as Thomas Muller scores freak last minute winner directly from corner

Muller Kin Tire’d

Muller misses the match as one of his relatives gets run over on a remote Scottish Isle owned by Paul McCartney

Hide The Sausage. Scholes Freak Show Send United Through.

nft.

That was Klose (after united over haul klose brace)

Allo Allo - there's been a ribery (united hit in old skool hit and run)

United on there Butt (after losing pen shoot out to efficient germans)

Bayern : so Klose and yet so far.

Bayern out as United take De-mic(elis).

Bayern the Butt of many jokes after goalkeeping error.

United Contento to go through on away goals

"OH MAME"

United supersub diouf scores 12 minute hat-trick and then old trafford is beamed up by sex aliens with alex ferguson proclaiming "football, bloody hell."

Roo Cut The Lights? Floodlight Failure Saves Utd.

Roo Should be fit for rematch!!!

nft.

Raf-a-hell

As Rafael scores a terrible own goal on his return to the team, knocking us out of the competition.

United find way out of Ekici Situation

United recover after Mehmet Eckici gives Bayern early lead

"NEVER SAY NEVILLE, AGAIN"

Gary Neville will never play for manchester united again, according to sources.

Veni vidi vidic

FLETCH ARMSTRONG

Darren Fletcher scores with an outstrecthed hand to controversially send United into a semi Final with Lyon.

SMELL GIBSON

Darron Gibson sensationally saved United's blushes on a bizarre night at Old Trafford. With his side trailing 3-1 on aggregate & seemingly out of the competition Darron Gibson came to the rescue.
Whilst warming up along the touchline he got a whiff of 'Gas' ...he informed a nearby Police Officer who promtly informed the Ref of the suspected gas leak from within the stadium. The match was called off with immediate effect.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

SMELL GIBSON

Darron Gibson sensationally saved United's blushes on a bizarre night at Old Trafford. With his side trailing 3-1 on aggregate & seemingly out of the competition Darron Gibson came to the rescue.
Whilst warming up along the touchline he got a whiff of 'Gas' ...he informed a nearby Police Officer who promtly informed the Ref of the suspected gas leak from within the stadium. The match was called off with immediate effect.

More likely than him scoring the winner tbh frank.

Well if Wayne's on the bench...

ROO-BEAUTY!
United hitman comes off bench to send United through..

The Sun: Utd Down And Kraut!

Ferguson Roons nation's World Cup hopes.