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Unread 28-01-2007, 01:14 AM
Ed Sullivan
 
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Originally Posted by violater™
my hands are fine.

dont forget to get your child those gloves...

or maybe even mittens instead....

what a horrible life...

you as a dad
a hand as useful as boxing glove.

listen gammy, you closet yid. Don't try and lay your disability onto me

it's ok if you can't satisfy your boyfriend because you cant reach around

fred understands sharon.
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:14 AM
violater
 
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I am guessing everyone you have ever met has at some point uttered the words 'What a £#%&!ing @#%&! in direct reference to you.
why not try guessing what your real dad looks like?

you know. scan a picture of yourself and your mums onto a computer.

some programs can now give you an e-fit....
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:15 AM
violater
 
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Originally Posted by Edward #@&%!hands
listen gammy, you closet yid. Don't try and lay your disability onto me

it's ok if you can't satisfy your boyfriend because you cant reach around

fred understands sharon.

ill hit a nerve...


are you going to put on another song and cry again.
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:16 AM
Crumps
 
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Originally Posted by violater™
why not try guessing what your real dad looks like?

you know. scan a picture of yourself and your mums onto a computer.

some programs can now give you an e-fit....
Not got one of me and my mum but I've got a belter of me wearing your old fat slaggy queen as a glove puppet.
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:16 AM
Ed Sullivan
 
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ill hit a nerve...


are you going to put on another song and cry again.
I don't know - are you going to try and groom me again?
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:20 AM
violater
 
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Not got one of me and my mum but I've got a belter of me wearing your old fat slaggy queen as a glove puppet.
you dont want to talk about it do you....

you really thought he was your real dad didnt you?

you would say "good night dad" and then run upstairs only for him to turn to your mum say "what the £#%&! is he on about?"

you thought you looked alike as well didnt you.....
nooo crumpsall...not all ugly @#%&!s are related.

its ok.
its ok mate.
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:23 AM
Crumps
 
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Originally Posted by violater™
you dont want to talk about it do you....

you really thought he was your real dad didnt you?

you would say "good night dad" and then run upstairs only for him to turn to your mum say "what the £#%&! is he on about?"

you thought you looked alike as well didnt you.....
nooo crumpsall...not all ugly @#%&!s are related.

its ok.
its ok mate.
I £#%&!ing loved it. Regular sex and a fiver a pop. What more can a young boy ask for.............apart from matching hands?
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:23 AM
Ed Sullivan
 
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Originally Posted by violater™
you dont want to talk about it do you....

you really thought he was your real dad didnt you?

you would say "good night dad" and then run upstairs only for him to turn to your mum say "what the £#%&! is he on about?"

you thought you looked alike as well didnt you.....
nooo crumpsall...not all ugly @#%&!s are related.

its ok.
its ok mate.
is this your attempt to try and get at someone? because i've got to say, even for your its very poor.

you really think that would wind someone up shazza?
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:24 AM
Ed Sullivan
 
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I £#%&!ing loved it. Regular sex and a fiver a pop. What more can a young boy ask for.............apart from matching hands?
poor gammy hand
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:25 AM
The Watcher
 
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Originally Posted by Crumpsall
I £#%&!ing loved it. Regular sex and a fiver a pop. What more can a young boy ask for.............apart from matching hands?
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:26 AM
Crumps
 
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Originally Posted by Edward #@&%!hands
poor gammy hand
He's got quite a small #@&%! but on the other hand

















it actually looks smaller cos that's his £#%&!ing normal one.
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:26 AM
Ether
 
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Originally Posted by Edward #@&%!hands
is this your attempt to try and get at someone? because i've got to say, even for your its very poor.
No worse than some of the stuff people have posted about him to be honest. All very unfunny and childish, like being back at £#%&!ing school this thread.
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:27 AM
Ed Sullivan
 
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He's got quite a small #@&%! but on the other hand it looks smaller cos that's his £#%&!ing normal one.
what about when he plays poker?

not a good hand all night
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:27 AM
violater
 
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I £#%&!ing loved it. Regular sex and a fiver a pop. What more can a young boy ask for.............apart from matching hands?
it may have been fun but no matter what they tell you in those counselling sessions,nothing can make up for this.

he wasnt your dad man
he was a stranger.


a £#%&!ing stranger.



and whats funny is they bloke was thing the same thing as you.

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Regular sex and a fiver a pop.
now you know why your mum would always be sending you out to buy sweets.
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:28 AM
Ed Sullivan
 
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No worse than some of the stuff people have posted about him to be honest. All very unfunny and childish, like being back at £#%&!ing school this thread.


I'll live. The blokes a tool and deserves it.
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:29 AM
violater
 
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Originally Posted by Edward #@&%!hands
is this your attempt to try and get at someone? because i've got to say, even for your its very poor.

you really think that would wind someone up shazza?
oooooooh
someone is slowly getting offended.....
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:30 AM
Crumps
 
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Originally Posted by violater™
it may have been fun but no matter what they tell you in those counselling sessions,nothing can make up for this.

he wasnt your dad man
he was a stranger.


a £#%&!ing stranger.



and whats funny is they bloke was thing the same thing as you.


now you know why your mum would always be sending you out to buy sweets.
That was so savage and scathing I think I am actually going to have to log off and have a good old cry.


I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter. I have learnt my lesson and I will never mock the gammy handed again.
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:30 AM
Tumescent Throb
 
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like being back at £#%&!ing school .
Like being on RI, I'd say.
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:31 AM
MUFC One Love
 
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Vio is getting confused with his paranoia.

Get back to my baths, where have I mentioned baths? Wasn't that Billy?

You gammy handed freak.
 
Unread 28-01-2007, 01:31 AM
violater
 
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Originally Posted by The Watcher
love your avatar mate.

do you have like samarai evenings when you dress up like a samarai and east on the floor....

you must feel so safe at home with those things around...

"who wants to £#%&! with me?"
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